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[h2no]

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR ABOUT A WEEK NOW, AND HONESTLY I WAS RIGHT CONFUSED ABOUT THIS WHOLE "AMERICA" THING UP UNTIL LAST NIGHT.
TO CUT A LONG STORY SHORT, I ATE A BURGER OFF A SHOVEL AND HAD THE SHORTEST FISTFIGHT OF MY LIFE WITH A GUY WHO HAD A BIG ISSUE WITH THE FACT I HAD NO IDEA THIS COUNTRY EXISTED UNTIL A FEW DAYS AGO.
IT TURNS OUT AMERICANS DON'T LIKE 6FT TALL BATS. IT WAS A LITTLE DISAPPOINTING.
ANYWAY, DOES ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA? THE SCAMPS I'M SUPPOSED TO TEACH HOW TO SWIM WANT TO MAKE A SOCIAL MEDIA FOR THEIR GROUP AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL ANY OF THEM ARE TALKING ABOUT.
IS IT SOME KIND OF DEXNAV THING??

Comments

[akito]

Fuck are you stupid? If this place doesn't have them what makes you think every other world would too?

[h2no]

PROBABLY BECAUSE I'M NOT A QUANTUM SCIENTIST AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

[akito]

You've been here long enough to have a bunch of brats ask you about social media but you haven't figured out that you've been dumped in another fucking universe?

idk why but typing idiot words in caps is making me laugh

[h2no]

WELL, YEAH, I GOT THAT PART.
I'M JUST SAYING, I DON'T IMMEDIATELY MAKE THE SAME LEAP.
I GOT A BUNCH OF OTHER PROBLEMS!

[like getting drunk and weeping in crobat's arms.]

meanwhile agito is just like mad jealous this moron has a cool shark pokemon and i'm loling

[akito]

Yeah like an IQ trying to hit the negatives.

gunfingers... or should i say SHARKFINGERS

[h2no]

[archie doesn't respond with text, instead there's the picture of him with his sharpedo.

he's got his arm over it's back and is flipping off the camera, because archie is an adult.]

fffff. (he's jealous)

[akito]

Where the fuck did the rest of it go?
That's like half of a shark

HAHAH

[h2no]

WHAT?
SHARPEDO IS FINE, NOTHING CUT IT IN HALF.
I MEAN, IT GETS BIGGER WHEN I MEGA EVOLVE IT BUT I LOST MY KEYSTONE.

(is still jealous. and curious. thus has to be a total little shit)

[akito]

Eevee are still better.
They can evolve into a shit ton of different things.

surprise 2/2

[akito]

And they aren't missing half a body.

[h2no]

ALL POKEMON ARE GOO

I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS THROUGH YOUR HEAD

[akito]

A geezer like you'd break your back trying.

[h2no]

I'M FITTER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFETIME.

i can't tell what this cr is gonna be like apart from hilarious

[akito]

Keep dreaming.

thank god

[h2no]

LOOK IF I WAS 10 YEARS YOUNGER I MIGHT TRY AND MEET UP TO BEAT YOU UP IN A SUPERMARKET CAR PARK.
BUT I'M NOT THAT FOOLISH TEEN ANYMORE.
I'M JUST GOING TO LET THIS GO BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT.

[akito]

Even if you were, you'd still be twenty years too young to even think of taking me on.
So good thing you're an 'adult'.

[h2no]

JUST HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM?!

[akito]

Older than the bastard who raised me.

[h2no]

OKAY WELL I SAID I DON'T CARE AND I DON'T

[akito]

Sure

[h2no]

I REALLY DON'T!!

10 minutes later

[h2no]

PS GO TO HELL

[akito]

[ thinks this is truly HILARIOUS wow what a True Adult ]