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[h2no]

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR ABOUT A WEEK NOW, AND HONESTLY I WAS RIGHT CONFUSED ABOUT THIS WHOLE "AMERICA" THING UP UNTIL LAST NIGHT.
TO CUT A LONG STORY SHORT, I ATE A BURGER OFF A SHOVEL AND HAD THE SHORTEST FISTFIGHT OF MY LIFE WITH A GUY WHO HAD A BIG ISSUE WITH THE FACT I HAD NO IDEA THIS COUNTRY EXISTED UNTIL A FEW DAYS AGO.
IT TURNS OUT AMERICANS DON'T LIKE 6FT TALL BATS. IT WAS A LITTLE DISAPPOINTING.
ANYWAY, DOES ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA? THE SCAMPS I'M SUPPOSED TO TEACH HOW TO SWIM WANT TO MAKE A SOCIAL MEDIA FOR THEIR GROUP AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL ANY OF THEM ARE TALKING ABOUT.
IS IT SOME KIND OF DEXNAV THING??

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[h2no]

I'M FITTER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFETIME.

i can't tell what this cr is gonna be like apart from hilarious

[akito]

Keep dreaming.

thank god

[h2no]

LOOK IF I WAS 10 YEARS YOUNGER I MIGHT TRY AND MEET UP TO BEAT YOU UP IN A SUPERMARKET CAR PARK.
BUT I'M NOT THAT FOOLISH TEEN ANYMORE.
I'M JUST GOING TO LET THIS GO BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT.

[akito]

Even if you were, you'd still be twenty years too young to even think of taking me on.
So good thing you're an 'adult'.

[h2no]

JUST HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM?!

[akito]

Older than the bastard who raised me.

[h2no]

OKAY WELL I SAID I DON'T CARE AND I DON'T

[akito]

Sure

[h2no]

I REALLY DON'T!!

10 minutes later

[h2no]

PS GO TO HELL

[akito]

[ thinks this is truly HILARIOUS wow what a True Adult ]