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[h2no]

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR ABOUT A WEEK NOW, AND HONESTLY I WAS RIGHT CONFUSED ABOUT THIS WHOLE "AMERICA" THING UP UNTIL LAST NIGHT.
TO CUT A LONG STORY SHORT, I ATE A BURGER OFF A SHOVEL AND HAD THE SHORTEST FISTFIGHT OF MY LIFE WITH A GUY WHO HAD A BIG ISSUE WITH THE FACT I HAD NO IDEA THIS COUNTRY EXISTED UNTIL A FEW DAYS AGO.
IT TURNS OUT AMERICANS DON'T LIKE 6FT TALL BATS. IT WAS A LITTLE DISAPPOINTING.
ANYWAY, DOES ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA? THE SCAMPS I'M SUPPOSED TO TEACH HOW TO SWIM WANT TO MAKE A SOCIAL MEDIA FOR THEIR GROUP AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL ANY OF THEM ARE TALKING ABOUT.
IS IT SOME KIND OF DEXNAV THING??

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[h2no]

No! They fuckin' break inside then die horribly!

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[fuckinstoplights]

Then why would you tell me to fight you!

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[h2no]

Because I thought, maybe, if you didn't show up as a human, then someone would've downloaded that easily accessible and obvious fact into your giant stupid empty AI head!!

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[fuckinstoplights]

[Archie... no.]

[He's going to kick him again, too angry to actually speak and address the issue. Just lash out.]

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[h2no]

[yep.... yep.... that'll do it. archie yelps as he's hit back again. that one actually does damage beyond bruising.

which... he kind of had coming. don't piss off the 17ft robot who'd been kicking you around previously?? he hits the tree then flops onto the ground, groaning.]

Y--You made your point! Damn!

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[fuckinstoplights]

Good.

Now stop saying words.

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[h2no]

[LOUD GROAN.]