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[h2no]

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR ABOUT A WEEK NOW, AND HONESTLY I WAS RIGHT CONFUSED ABOUT THIS WHOLE "AMERICA" THING UP UNTIL LAST NIGHT.
TO CUT A LONG STORY SHORT, I ATE A BURGER OFF A SHOVEL AND HAD THE SHORTEST FISTFIGHT OF MY LIFE WITH A GUY WHO HAD A BIG ISSUE WITH THE FACT I HAD NO IDEA THIS COUNTRY EXISTED UNTIL A FEW DAYS AGO.
IT TURNS OUT AMERICANS DON'T LIKE 6FT TALL BATS. IT WAS A LITTLE DISAPPOINTING.
ANYWAY, DOES ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA? THE SCAMPS I'M SUPPOSED TO TEACH HOW TO SWIM WANT TO MAKE A SOCIAL MEDIA FOR THEIR GROUP AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL ANY OF THEM ARE TALKING ABOUT.
IS IT SOME KIND OF DEXNAV THING??

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[h2no]

You're gonna fuckin' kill me, bastard!

[he groans, trying to straighten up.]

You're so touchy!

action

[fuckinstoplights]

You wanted a confrontation.

And you're a fool.

Re: action

[h2no]

You were a fuckin' human! I saw you as one! Fight fair, ya stupid robot!

action

[fuckinstoplights]

That wasn't me!

That was a disguise! If you want to fight me, you'll take me as I am.

Re: action

[h2no]

Auuugh, for shit's sake! Alright, fine, but if you murder me I'm gonna haunt the shit out of you!

[GET KICK'D.]

action

[fuckinstoplights]

There is no such thing as ghosts.

[GET KICKED BACK.]

Re: action

[h2no]

Then explain ghost types!

[he rolls across the ground again, swearing and bounding slightly. when he gets up, he has to lean against a nearby tree. this is not going well; archie swears he can taste blood. maxie would have a field day with this.]

action

[fuckinstoplights]

Are you done yet?

This is getting you nowhere.

[He doesn't budge from where he's been standing this whole time. Just tilting his head to one side to regard Archie.]

Re: action

[h2no]

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak! I'm callin' it only because I think ya cracked one of my fuckin' ribs!

[he flips kagerou off from the ground, groaning and rolling onto his back.]

action

[fuckinstoplights]

You asked for this. I'm only here because you wanted it.

[So there.]

Re: action

[h2no]

Can I not realise I made a mistake and bleed internally in peace?! Damn!

[he feels around on the ground then pitches a small rock at kagerou.]

action

[fuckinstoplights]

No.

You wanted me here.

[He just sort of. Sidesteps the rock.]

Re: action

[h2no]

I suppose I did, didn't I?

[this is... weird. archie doesn't like this.]

Then either finish the job or bugger off and let me call a medic!

action

[fuckinstoplights]

Yes, you did.

Why would I kill you? You just said you wanted a fight. Not to die.

Re: action

[h2no]

Do you even know what happens when humans get really hard in the stomach repeatedly?!

[he is being a bit of a drama queen; he won't actually die. y'know, immediately.]

action

[fuckinstoplights]

They lay on a tree and complain?

Re: action

[h2no]

No! They fuckin' break inside then die horribly!

action

[fuckinstoplights]

Then why would you tell me to fight you!

Re: action

[h2no]

Because I thought, maybe, if you didn't show up as a human, then someone would've downloaded that easily accessible and obvious fact into your giant stupid empty AI head!!

action

[fuckinstoplights]

[Archie... no.]

[He's going to kick him again, too angry to actually speak and address the issue. Just lash out.]

Re: action

[h2no]

[yep.... yep.... that'll do it. archie yelps as he's hit back again. that one actually does damage beyond bruising.

which... he kind of had coming. don't piss off the 17ft robot who'd been kicking you around previously?? he hits the tree then flops onto the ground, groaning.]

Y--You made your point! Damn!

action

[fuckinstoplights]

Good.

Now stop saying words.

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[h2no]

[LOUD GROAN.]