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point and shoot ([personal profile] storyseeker) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-10-04 02:49 pm

video;

[For this first message, Elena puts on her very best for-the-camera smile. No second chance at a first impression, after all. It's a little strained, thanks to her injuries, but the painkillers have helped a lot.]

Hey, everybody. Where I'm from, video chatting isn’t that common outside of Skype—mostly people stick to e-mail and text messages—but since things are definitely different here and we’re something of a closed community, I thought I’d do as the Romans do.

[She gives a little wave.] I’m Elena Fisher. Back home, I'd say you might recognize me from TV, but I don't think history shows and the evening news cross dimensions, so I won't bother. I certainly didn’t expect to do that myself, but I doubt any of us did. And there are worse options.

[Such as death by grenade.]

Silly question time, but juuuuust to make sure—no one’s heard of a megalomaniacal immortal warlord cutting a swath across Europe here, right? Just checking.

Oh, and residents of Heropa #018—hi, I'm your new roommate. I should be there later tonight or tomorrow, but it depends on when the hospital lets me out. I had...kind of an accident right before I found myself here.
glitterateur: (Explode the piano! Kill his dad!)

[personal profile] glitterateur 2016-10-04 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mabel nods. Of course she'll be fine! They have nanites and dead people who are totally alive and okay again all over the place. Modern medicine!]

Cool! Okay well whenever you're feeling better just come to the house and we'll have a room ready for you. [Goodbye, former craft room. But hello new friend, so it evens out.] Do you think you're gonna need a robot arm or hand though?
glitterateur: I am! I'm definitely ready for that! (Are you ready to get zesty?)

[personal profile] glitterateur 2016-10-04 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay! But if you change your mind or the doctors recommend it before you leave let me know. [Ford's only got a few days left of free time before he's drafted into Halloween decorating. If she's going to need a robotic limb, now's the time to get it.] So hey how to do you feel about animals?
glitterateur: (Explode the piano! Kill his dad!)

[personal profile] glitterateur 2016-10-05 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Great! Because we have a dog, his name is Meatsteak. Also some cats. Also pigs!
glitterateur: (I fucked a tree to summon aliens.)

[personal profile] glitterateur 2016-10-05 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
No, pig-pigs. The cute pink kind! I have five magic ones, two real ones, and a robot!
Edited 2016-10-05 02:20 (UTC)
glitterateur: (Explode the piano! Kill his dad!)

[personal profile] glitterateur 2016-10-05 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Nope, just a regular house! It's the pink one, you can't miss it.
glitterateur: (this shit reminds me of prom.)

[personal profile] glitterateur 2016-10-05 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah it's fine! Most of the pigs are magic so they just go into magic pig space when I don't need them. And we've got a backyard so it's all good.
glitterateur: "Your other grunkle." (Whaddya call a guy who fucks shapes?)

[personal profile] glitterateur 2016-10-05 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
You know, where pigs go when they're not needed. A magic pocket dimension for pig holding!
glitterateur: And lobe jewelry in general. (I have a couple questions about earlobes)

[personal profile] glitterateur 2016-10-06 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Do you have any magic where you're from? Anybody with superpowers or anything?