Jayden "Mouse" Revell (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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maskormenace2016-10-25 12:59 am
princeofrats) wrote in maskormenace2016-10-25 12:59 am
video!
So, uh...
[ Mouse isn't very good at being on camera. He keeps fidgeting and glancing away, down at the rats huddled in his lap and resting on his bare shoulders. A thin tail flicks in front of the camera, and after some encouraging squeaks, Mouse speaks up again, sounding a little more sure of himself. ]
It's getting colder outside, and lots of rats are moving indoors and trying to stay warm. If you see any, don't freak out, and don't call the exterminators or set up traps, okay? I can come get them, and find them a better place to stay.
[ There's a 90% chance that this 'better place' will end up being his bedroom. Sorry, roomies! ]
If you want to be nice, try giving them some baked pumpkin seeds. Not too many though, or they'll get sick.
... I'm Mouse, by the way. Probably should have said that earlier.
[ Mouse isn't very good at being on camera. He keeps fidgeting and glancing away, down at the rats huddled in his lap and resting on his bare shoulders. A thin tail flicks in front of the camera, and after some encouraging squeaks, Mouse speaks up again, sounding a little more sure of himself. ]
It's getting colder outside, and lots of rats are moving indoors and trying to stay warm. If you see any, don't freak out, and don't call the exterminators or set up traps, okay? I can come get them, and find them a better place to stay.
[ There's a 90% chance that this 'better place' will end up being his bedroom. Sorry, roomies! ]
If you want to be nice, try giving them some baked pumpkin seeds. Not too many though, or they'll get sick.
... I'm Mouse, by the way. Probably should have said that earlier.
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On the other hand, if he ever finds out, Mouse and his rats will not be happy. ]
Heropa. Sometimes I go to Maurtia Falls, but mostly it's Heropa.
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We're located in Maurtia Falls. If you would care to set a constant date to pick them up, we will keep what we find for you.
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What's your restaurant called?
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How do you intend to care for your army of rodents if you don't have a job?
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... Wait, do I have to wear shoes to get into your restaurant? Is it one of those 'no shirt, no shoes, no service' places?
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[ Mouse has a terrible sneaking feeling that he might need a sweater, or... horror of horrors, shoes that aren't flip-flops if it's much colder than Florida. ]
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[ #helpful ]
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