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[governorkang]

[The figure on the screen is covered in dark bronze scales, and has curling ram-like horns, wings, and a fanged snout. It's pretty easy to mistake him for a dragon.]

I'm gone for a month, and I get reassigned as a spokesperson for an auto insurance company.

[He sighs and rolls his eyes.]

I'm back. I apologize for any inconvenience I may have caused with my disappearance. For those that don't know me, my name is Kang. I am the Director of SELF, an organization that works to provide resources for non-humans on this very human world.

[The street clothes available immediately upon arrival at Cape Canaveral? A SELF initiative.]

So. What have I missed?

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[driftsintobuffetline]

You missed everything! There was a dragon somewhere in Nonah the other day. Where did you go THIS time? Any good grandkids stories? Bring me back anything?

[governorkang]

One that isn't Aurican?

[This could potentially be a disaster.]

That's the thing - I didn't really go anywhere. I was just gone from this world for a month.

[driftsintobuffetline]

No, dude, no. Totally different dragon. But that reminds me: you need to introduce me to Aurican, though. Like yesterday.


What? So you just...skipped over the month? How does that accomplish anything for anyone involved?!

[governorkang]

Well, if it's Krynnish, I'll know soon enough. And, I'll ask him if he is alright with it. You have to promise to not poke and prod, though.

I have no idea.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Uh...Physically poke and prod or verbally, too? You know I can't NOT ask questions.

[governorkang]

Behave yourself.

[driftsintobuffetline]

What? I am totally well-behaved, man.

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[governorkang]

I also need to ask that you don't bring up the relationship between draconians and dragons. When the time comes, I will tell him myself.

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[driftsintobuffetline]

Fair enough. Lips sealed on the subject. How would he, uh, react to the Kaiju stuff?

[governorkang]

Thank you.

[Thaaaaat's definitely a personal thing.]

It should be safe.