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Mint Aizawa ([personal profile] primadovea) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-11-09 05:47 pm

video; TIME FOR SOME IC MASH

[ The video clicks on to Mint smiling. But like, actually smiling, not in her sort of "I am a polite lady and this is my polite lady smile" that she normally has. ]

I learned something new at school today. It's called MASH--apparently everybody in De Chima Middle Schools plays it when they're bored, it's not a thing that I ever encountered back home. The basic gist of it is that it's a pen and paper game where you put in options and the game tells you what your future's going to be!

So, who wants to play? I'll write up the list and find the answers if you just provide me with these things: four people you'd like to marry, four types of cars, four jobs, four different numbers of children you might have, four places you would live, and four different salaries you'd like to have.

[ a pause, before Mint butts in with ] Oh! And make sure some of these options are a bit silly. It's no fun if everything's serious. For instance, I ended up married to the beautiful and wonderful Zakuro-oneesama...but we have fifteen children.

[ Something that Mint looks a little put out about. She adores Zakuro, but fifteen kids? Goddamn, game. ]

Anyway, join in! It'll be fun. [ said with a pointed look at the screen, fuck you Wendy Courderoy, Mint knows what fun is. ]

( ooc: I've got scrap paper and pens, give me the options and I'll do a game of MASH with your choices, let's do this y'all )
monge: (🍦|| MOOONGEEE)

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[personal profile] monge 2016-11-10 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT KIND OF...BLACK MAGIC HORROR GAME IS THIS?]

W-Why...H-How can anyone think of four people they wanna marry, z-zura?!

[Just one seems really...weird.]

Who is Zakuro, zura?! Do they know they're gonna have fifteen children now, zura?!
monge: (🍦|| Here comes a special boy)

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[personal profile] monge 2016-11-10 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I see! She sounds nice, I wanna marry her too, zura.

[If it's just a what-if and all. Surely that makes everything okay.]
driftsintobuffetline: (well yeah you could do that)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-11-10 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
I swear this game is more detailed than when I was a kid. Ok. Uh. I can play along. Hm.

[Switches to text]
Marry:     Hermann, Kang, Qubit, Miles

Cars:     Sports Car, Mini Van, Some crappy 4 door sedan thing, Hermann's Car

Jobs:     Mad Scientist, Actual Rock Star, Costumed Amusement Park Character, Super Cute Barista

Kids:     1 Cat, 2 Cats, 4 Cats, Crazy Cat Lady # of Cats

Residences:     Boston, Berlin, De Chima, Hong Kong

Salaries:     Dragon's Horde Rich, Filthy Rockstar Rich, Picket Fence Middle Class, Garage Band Dirt Poor
Edited 2016-11-10 04:01 (UTC)
leaflets: (56)

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[personal profile] leaflets 2016-11-10 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hinami doesn't really have anyone she'd like to marry, so...why not just list off four names and random stuff for the rest and see what comes out?

NO MISUNDERSTANDINGS CAN POSSIBLY ARISE FROM THIS RIGHT ]


Marry: Ken-chan, Gran-san, Kidou-san, Maya-san

Cars: van, truck...limo? bike?

Jobs: Server, writer, actor, farmer

Children: 1, 20, 5, 13

Live: De Chima, Nonah, Heropa, Disney World

Salaries: normal, a little rich, kinda rich, a lot rich?


[ who knows if she did it right, she just wants to see what this is about ]
leaflets: (12)

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[personal profile] leaflets 2016-11-10 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Six!
rathercommon: (animal: cat: tongue)

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[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-11-10 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Kitty, sitting there as a cat, tells her: ]

I'll play. Though I should warn you that I don't believe in the institution of marriage, so I do want some other substitute for the marriage category.
jacksonian: (incredulous)

not here but

[personal profile] jacksonian 2016-11-10 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ marry miles WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ]
monge: (🍦|| zura zura)

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[personal profile] monge 2016-11-10 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh...b-but I already picked, why do I need more, zura...?

[Komasan was never a middle school child, these games are a little...beyond him. He'll get there eventually.]
driftsintobuffetline: (what?)

Re: not here but

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-11-10 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[what? Chillax, man. Miles is cute. It's just a game. And you almost made the list too, dude, but you're like...17. I keep forgetting that.]
driftsintobuffetline: (idk what to call this face)

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[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-11-10 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Right. Uhhh.

7
rathercommon: (animal: cat: neutral 1)

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[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-11-10 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A bit dissatisfied: ]

That doesn't work so well, either. I honestly take issue with the whole concept of monogamy.
driftsintobuffetline: (hey!!!)

Video ...I swear I picked a random number

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-11-10 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Geez. I still end up with that nerd? Even in this game? This is so dumb, it doesn't even sound inaccurate. Let me go get Hermann, make him do this.

Hermann, get over here! You pick some answers, fill this in. Marry someone else in this game because I screwed up and got you and a bunch of cats and with the way things are going, this could be our future.
mathemagier: with your shit Newton (634.71% done)

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[personal profile] mathemagier 2016-11-10 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's been lurking, shaking his head at Newton because rly]

How terrible. You'll marry the man you're engaged to.

[Like 0 sympathy]
driftsintobuffetline: (Default)

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[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-11-10 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I know. It sucks.
driftsintobuffetline: (what?)

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[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-11-10 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Do "last person who pet you."

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