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maskormenace2016-11-09 05:47 pm
primadovea) wrote in maskormenace2016-11-09 05:47 pm
video; TIME FOR SOME IC MASH
[ The video clicks on to Mint smiling. But like, actually smiling, not in her sort of "I am a polite lady and this is my polite lady smile" that she normally has. ]
I learned something new at school today. It's called MASH--apparently everybody in De Chima Middle Schools plays it when they're bored, it's not a thing that I ever encountered back home. The basic gist of it is that it's a pen and paper game where you put in options and the game tells you what your future's going to be!
So, who wants to play? I'll write up the list and find the answers if you just provide me with these things: four people you'd like to marry, four types of cars, four jobs, four different numbers of children you might have, four places you would live, and four different salaries you'd like to have.
[ a pause, before Mint butts in with ] Oh! And make sure some of these options are a bit silly. It's no fun if everything's serious. For instance, I ended up married to the beautiful and wonderful Zakuro-oneesama...but we have fifteen children.
[ Something that Mint looks a little put out about. She adores Zakuro, but fifteen kids? Goddamn, game. ]
Anyway, join in! It'll be fun. [ said with a pointed look at the screen, fuck you Wendy Courderoy, Mint knows what fun is. ]
( ooc: I've got scrap paper and pens, give me the options and I'll do a game of MASH with your choices, let's do this y'all )
I learned something new at school today. It's called MASH--apparently everybody in De Chima Middle Schools plays it when they're bored, it's not a thing that I ever encountered back home. The basic gist of it is that it's a pen and paper game where you put in options and the game tells you what your future's going to be!
So, who wants to play? I'll write up the list and find the answers if you just provide me with these things: four people you'd like to marry, four types of cars, four jobs, four different numbers of children you might have, four places you would live, and four different salaries you'd like to have.
[ a pause, before Mint butts in with ] Oh! And make sure some of these options are a bit silly. It's no fun if everything's serious. For instance, I ended up married to the beautiful and wonderful Zakuro-oneesama...but we have fifteen children.
[ Something that Mint looks a little put out about. She adores Zakuro, but fifteen kids? Goddamn, game. ]
Anyway, join in! It'll be fun. [ said with a pointed look at the screen, fuck you Wendy Courderoy, Mint knows what fun is. ]
( ooc: I've got scrap paper and pens, give me the options and I'll do a game of MASH with your choices, let's do this y'all )
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[ Her ears flick. ]
I thought you meant, like, who was the last person who pet me. So you're suggesting the category of the absolute final person who touches me before I die? That's a bit morbid.
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Seriously no pleasing you is there.
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Oh dear Lord, stop talking and just pick someone!
[ WE ARE PLAYING MASH, DAMMIT, SO PLAY IT ]
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These are details that have got to be worked out, haven't they.
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Well - oh. Well, I don't need much. So - a few thousand. Or, erm- ten thousand, or fifty thousand, or a hundred thousand.
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[ because she has a feeling said cat's gonna get huffy about children the way she got about marriage ]
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[ Yes. ]
But - fine. How about...Oh. Erm. Business owner, revolutionary...journalist...And, oh, a funny one, right? So, erm...Prime Minister, how about that.
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Those sound perfect. Your children options are one, two, fifteen, or thirty. All that's left are cars and places to live. Which do you want to choose?
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I'll pick your cars then: Lexus, motorcycle, station wagon, rickshaw. Now, pick four places to live.
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[ aaaaas Mint starts to write, ] Finally, pick a number between two and eight.
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Though, I'm gonna admit, you're at your most charming as a cat.
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