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[aggressiveapathy]

So it's the newest, oh crap where did my ambassador go? day again. Soonish. Whatever, time doesn't matter. Point is, come on internet. Don't fail us.

What's the native government doing wrong you want to complain- discuss with the ambassadors about. Tell me now so we can get your question or sarcasm based t-shirts for the town halls all ready to go. 

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[viced]

This for them, or for us?

[aggressiveapathy]

In what life do I do things not for me.

[beat]

Us.

[viced]

No life that I know of.

So we're going to use the responses to this for fun and political profit, right?

[dun_moch]

I fear my concerns would not easily fit on a... t-shirt. But I support an Ambassador who is prepared to criticize the government's failings, and will make that perfectly clear at the upcoming assembly.

[aggressiveapathy]

Those failings being, like, what. Too many kids on your lawn? Movies used to cost a nickle?

[dun_moch]

[Dooku frowns at his phone on the other end of the line, and fights the urge to go outside and yell at a cloud.]

My age is hardly an issue you should be concerning yourself with. My mind is more focused on matters of transparency. There are far too many secrets being kept from us on things we ought to know about.

[darkpants_warmfeeling]

How about a shirt that says 'Where's my justice?' One that has Calendar Man's face on it. After Halloween, it's pretty obvious we've got issues with repeat offenders.

[aggressiveapathy]

Nah, CM's the only good villain we've got. All the other themes blow.

[darkpants_warmfeeling]

[If it was literally anyone else, Jacob might argue the definition of 'good' here. But April is April, so Jacob just rolls with it.]

Fine. How about Crane instead? Heard he helped attack that amusement park as well.

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[brushoff]

[ because guess who went home! Dorian did! It sucked! Time to distract himself by being catty with April! ]

I hope we get someone better than Urquhart for the position. He was so old. [ because that's what matters with regards to these things. ] Anyway, I'd like to register a complaint about the fact they don't provide alcohol at some of the swear-ins.

[aggressiveapathy]

Finally, a reasonable representative of the people.

Are you gonna try to take over the city-state?

[brushoff]

I don't know. We haven't had that many coups recently, have we? I'd prefer that over an actual election.

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[huntergames]

What happened to the last ambassador?

[aggressiveapathy]

Got sent to a farm upstate.

[huntergames]

Really? Was it a nice, big farm?

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[marriedmedium]

They do come and go, don't they? Perhaps the role is too stressful.

[aggressiveapathy]

The world doesn't have time for the weak.

[marriedmedium]

I suppose not, but is the world responsible for their ins-and-outs?

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[nastygram]

i want to know who tf is the smartass in charge of job creation for imports bc it's been months and i still want to dickpunch him

can u fit that wish on a tshirt do u think

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[aggressiveapathy]

#professionsnotpuns

[nastygram]

print it bitch

[morethan084]

What kind of sarcasm based t-shirts did you have in mind?

[aggressiveapathy]

Depends on your complaints.

[akito]

I'd like to be able to travel outside of American borders without being listed as AWOL or jumping through a bunch of hoops. What's the fun of turning into a bird if you can't fly around the world?

[aggressiveapathy]

You register?