video;

[wizzardly]

Right, so it's been brought to my attention that those bloody awful reports have been floating certain rumors around about me, and I'd rather just end those before they even get going all right?

[because even Rincewind's starved sense of self-respect has to draw the line at people thinking he fancies dishware.]

So, to be clear: I'm pansexual.

[which is an admittedly backwards linguistic for declaring one's lack of attraction to tea cups and related sundry, but there's just no accounting for etymological taste.]

There? [he arches a pointed brow.] Shall I assume that just about does it? All questions answered? Jolly good.

[honestly, the people in this place really will believe anything, won't they? Lucky that Snart fellow pointed this out when he did - things really could have gotten out of hand.]

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[brushoff]

[ in a remarkably immature tone, ]

Oooh, wait until Raina hears about this!

[ look, this is the Give Chilton Shit train, of course Dorian's going to jump on it. ]

[sleight_of_hand]

But how many people even care?

[ Like, seriously; the less he knew about sexual orientations, the better. As long there was a very large dividing line between his preferences and someone who didn't match those preferences, he was good! He didn't need to know this stuff! ]

You can't tell me that many people care about some scrawny guy's tastes that it needed to be announced to everyone.

[rathercommon]

No. Though that'd be funny, wouldn't it. I mean, it could be worse, right?

[rathercommon]

Platonic means, like - non-sexual.

[textualhealing]

[What.]

Sure. Yes. And you wouldn't want that.

[aggressiveapathy]

So you're where my blouse went.

[Because she gives them to luggage to clean and luggage gives them to Rincewind and it's the ciiiiircle of clothing.]

Wait.

You're where my house went, to.

[aggressiveapathy]

So the pans are safe. What about the couches?

[aggressiveapathy]

Hide everything. His perversion has no end.

[infomodder]

[oh no sasha u r 2 pure]

Might not be necessary...a good clean or two could do the trick nicely.

[infomodder]

Should we start doing background checks on our housemates?

[says the cannibal lol]

not here

[infomodder]

[but doge approves tho]

[huntergames]

I'll get really good soap.

[wizzardly]

But with everyone lining up to have a go at me, you certainly didn't hesitate to get in the queue, did you?

[infomodder]

The extra powerful germ-killing kind.

[wizzardly]

Well it's hardly a woman's shirt when a man's wearing it.

[he will defend his choice to wear April's blouses, they're silky and they fit his body-type!]

[wizzardly]

[oh, you poor simple dog thing.]

Right.

...I voted for you, you know. During that whole Ambassador race. It's a shame you didn't get it.

[wizzardly]

There's a bit of pot and kettle at play here, you know. If we're calling people scrawny.

[take a look in the skinny mirror sometime, Adachi.]

And you try being accused of a fondness for forks and such and then not try to clarify things.

[wizzardly]

Dear gods, remind me to never use your bathroom.

...Or touch any surface in your house, for that matter.

[monge]

O-Oh! Ah...thank you, that's very kind of you, zura.

[Well that's certainly enough to get his mind off of a possible twin named Pansexual.]

Um, but... I'm kinda glad I didn't win, I'm just happy so many people voted for me at all, zura.

[brushoff]

I sanitize everything! Blood occasionally happens when Toby and I...ah, get frisky, of course everything gets cleaned!

[ but yeah, sex happened everywhere in their apartment. ]

[wizzardly]

Why does that almost sound like a question?

[wizzardly]

[and yet, for as nerve-wracking as this is - ]

Petyr Baelish.

[- he doesn't miss a beat.]

[slightlyoffchilt]

I am sincerely happy that you are expanding your boundaries.

[wizzardly]

Oh. One of those online tabloids went and accused me of something, so I decided to clear up matters, is all. [it's getting more attention than he'd thought it would.]

Have you run across those yet? Magazines and things writing about us?

[wizzardly]

Are we pretending Jeff hasn't already ruined them?