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[wordaday]

[Try as she might, Sookie can't figure out how to do this anonymously, so at the very least she won't show her face. It's too damn embarrassing.]

does anyone have good tips on faking powers? i need to know in the next few days.

thanks!

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[anonymous]

[gearshifting]

[Richie on the other hand is definitely being anonymous when he responds.]

There's plenty of ways. Technology is amazing like that. Or you could just lie and say that your powers only work on a blue moon. A real blue moon. Won't be another one of those for a couple years.

[classification]

All the more convincing. If you do not wish to show whatever power it is you actually hold, make it into a believable threat. People will usually back down.

hahaha i'm so pleased. and pleased that we just made mean girls a universal constant.

[nastygram]

i am made of more than boxing refs thank you

don't ~~ stars ~~ have managers where you're from to like
idk
book your photo shoots
approve your contracts
tell dickbag producers to go fuck themselves

[akito]

Here's one: the ability to quit jobs with dumbass bosses.

And if that doesn't work just go with learning a card trick or something. Or throw someone else under the bus to draw attention away from yourself.

no worries!

[snoobs]

If you have a gift you shouldn't be ashamed of it.

VIDEO.

[arsiento]

[ He considers that. ]

Y'know, there might be. Probably is, yeah, but what would they wanna drink poison for? [ Shaking his head: ] You overthinking it.

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[marriedmedium]

Because many men are cads with no boundaries! Sadly, it's up to women like us to put them in their places.

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[wordaday]

[Okay, okay, she knows it's not the point here but now that they're on vampires she really wants to explain him a thing.

No Sook. Not the time.]

i know, i know. its all just kind of sudden i'm still trying to wrap my mind around the whole thing in the first place :(

VIDEO.

[arsiento]

[ Yeah, his knowledge of how vampires might actually work is about what you might expect; he mostly has pop culture and the singular cannibal he knows (a different thing, but similar... ish) to go off of... so. ]

Yeah. It's cool.

[ He's quiet, then after a moment shrugs his shoulders. ]

But look, don't let no one make you do nothing you don't want to, either.

video; private

[shifting]

Doesn't stop them from findin' you half the time.

[just being honest here, Sookie.]

That sounds about right for him. But what the hell did Crane have to say to you?

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[wordaday]

[....well just because it's true doesn't mean you gotta say it like that, god.]

He asked me if I was a cheerleader in high school and then suggested a church in Miami he said he liked.

[Weird crap, man.]

[morethan084]

So what power are you trying to fake?

[vorbarra]

Pick something that can't be verified. I have a conditional ability, for example. It doesn't affect anyone who isn't directly sworn to me, which is a short list in this dimension.

video; private

[shifting]

...Yeah, I've got no explanation for that.

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[dirtyredneck]

As long as the contract don't say you gotta tell them what your power is, you can keep telling them to shove until it runs out.