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[wordaday]

[Try as she might, Sookie can't figure out how to do this anonymously, so at the very least she won't show her face. It's too damn embarrassing.]

does anyone have good tips on faking powers? i need to know in the next few days.

thanks!

Comments

[notsheepish]

Ive never really thought about it but i guess if youre just trying to convince someone you have a power you dont, youd better come up with one nobody could ask you to show them?

Like um

Being able to see the future in your dreams but not always being able to remember it?

Or making coffee taste sweeter but only for yourself

[wordaday]

i really like the last one, but would anyone believe me? im worried they'll just keep pushing if i say it was something little and kind of dumb

[notsheepish]

Some people might but its not like people havent gotten powers that are weird or not all that flashy

One of mine is smelling good

I mean

Being good at smelling things

Not just always having a nice smell

Not that i DONT smell nice usually

Just

Yeah you get the idea

[wordaday]

haha, i understand

but constantly smelling nice is not that great a power, belive me

[notsheepish]

Is that why youre doing this then? To hide your musk?

[wordaday]

oh no i do that with this nice new oatmeal soap i got at the farmers market

[And here is amother reason why texting sux: no sarcasm font.]