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[Try as she might, Sookie can't figure out how to do this anonymously, so at the very least she won't show her face. It's too damn embarrassing.]

does anyone have good tips on faking powers? i need to know in the next few days.

thanks!

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[driftsintobuffetline]

is there a specific power you want to fake? or do you just want to make it look like you have a power--any power--that you don't have?

[notsheepish]

Ive never really thought about it but i guess if youre just trying to convince someone you have a power you dont, youd better come up with one nobody could ask you to show them?

Like um

Being able to see the future in your dreams but not always being able to remember it?

Or making coffee taste sweeter but only for yourself

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[snoobs]

Why?

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[dirtyredneck]

[After reading through the other responses.]

Tell your producer to fuck off and leave you alone.

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[marriedmedium]

I suggest you make up something utterly boring, darling. You could pretend that you have a supernatural ability to sense the presence of tax dodgers!

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[plasthmatic]

I know some tricks with kegels. I can teach you how to shoot a ping pong ball at least two feet up in the air. Most dudes are dumb enough to think it's a superpower.

I can also make it look like my thumb popped off. Totally unrelated to the kegels thing, but it works on little kids and most monkeys.

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[nastygram]

r u still a no on big ass scandal???

[vorbarra]

Faking that you have them or faking that you don't?

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[ghoulking]

Why would you need such a thing?

[classification]

Tell them your power is not having tolerance for nosy questions.

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[112ounces]

what if you are really really talented at something

and just say, that's it. that's my power.

i mean when my dad was here, his power was sharpshooting and he didn't even need that. he was already a good enough shot.

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[arsiento]

Just make something up that's too dangerous to use. Ain't no one gonna wanna be held responsible for you killing someone by mistake, y'know?

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[shifting]

[Jesus Christ, Sookie.]

This really the best way you thought to go about this?

[morethan084]

Why would you want to fake powers?

[anonymous]

[gearshifting]

[Richie on the other hand is definitely being anonymous when he responds.]

There's plenty of ways. Technology is amazing like that. Or you could just lie and say that your powers only work on a blue moon. A real blue moon. Won't be another one of those for a couple years.

[akito]

Here's one: the ability to quit jobs with dumbass bosses.

And if that doesn't work just go with learning a card trick or something. Or throw someone else under the bus to draw attention away from yourself.