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[driftsintobuffetline]

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So. It's winter, which means it's the holiday season where you circulate those online shopping "buy me these things" lists, spend too long in retail shopping lines--and realize you honestly don't know what to buy people who you know REALLY well.

I don't say this often, and you probably won't hear it again, but HALP PLS.

Shopping for: Male. Mid-Thirties. NERD. Likes space and math and robots. Dresses like an academic dork (stuffy librarian). Significant enough other that a spending limit does not exist by default. Nor is a gift objectionable due to being "too personal" or "too significant." Does not need a new watch, nor a new winter jacket. Rarely wears ties. Does not wear jewelry.


Alright, and just because: What's the BEST gift you've received?

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[mathemagier]

[Hermann raises a brow]

Well then, perhaps we should move this to the bedroom so I can discipline you appropriately.

[driftsintobuffetline]

No. [Just to be contrary.

He unbuttons the Hermann's collar and makes himself more comfortable where he is.]

[mathemagier]

[Well now. This is a bit risky, but he'll play along- for now. Hermann's fingers splay over Newton's backside]

How indecent. You really must be punished..

[driftsintobuffetline]

Oh no. [Newt pursed his lips--partly hiding a smile, partly in an attempt to look coy. Coy didn't last long, though.]

I'd like to see you try.

[mathemagier]

[Hermann pulls him closer, drawing Newton further up his lap and none too gentle about it. His voice drops to a whisper]

I wonder how you'd manage strung up and gagged while I took my time with you.