video;

[fuckinstoplights]

[A rare video from the local bird-ninja-robot. Who just sort of looks like a complete nutcase, since he's crouched in a tree.]

[At night.]

[Across from a house - close enough to see in the windows. Where the occupants are putting up a tree and lights.]

[He's also in his rarely used human form, to save on energy. Or look more like a creeper, who knows.]

Everyone is saying something about... 'being together' this month.

Like it's a requirement. You won't be happy, you won't be 'right', if you're alone. It sounds like no one realizes some of us don't have that luxury.

... so what do we do? Just sit here and watch?

[He shakes his head.]

What's 'happy' or 'holiday' about that?

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video;

[helpline]

[ The Doctor siiiiighs a little, before continuing with ]

Next time, try buying something.

video;

[fuckinstoplights]

[You'd think he'd have figured that out, huh?]

Maybe. If I go back.

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[helpline]

When you go back. After I teach you how to shop, you'll be able to buy things on your own.

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[fuckinstoplights]

What do I do with them after I buy them?

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[helpline]

[ we really are covering everything, aren't we... ]

Depends on what it is. If it's clothing, you wear it. If it's a book, you read it.

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[fuckinstoplights]

And then what?

I can't wear it if I'm not human.

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[helpline]

So you wear it when you are human. Like right now.

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[fuckinstoplights]

... That would make sense.

[YEAH IT'S AMAZING WHAT LOGIC CAN DO, BIRDBRAIN.]

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[helpline]

[ THEY WILL GET THERE EVENTUALLY. ]

So how's that sound? We go to the mall, we get you some clothes, you wear them around when you're human.

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[fuckinstoplights]

Can they be purple?

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[helpline]

We'll get you purple everything.

[ they can totally be purple. ]

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[fuckinstoplights]

[Wow, he actually smiles.]

... I'd like that.

video;

[helpline]

[ The Doctor matches that smile. Hey, guess what's going to happen on their shopping trip, hint, HE WILL BUY KAGEROU ALL OF THE PURPLE CLOTHES HE CAN FIND. ]

Well I'll make sure it happens then.

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[fuckinstoplights]

Then. Thank you.

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[helpline]

You're welcome, [ said with a smile of his own. ] Anything else I can help out with?

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[fuckinstoplights]

No.

I don't think so.

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[helpline]

In that case, I'll see you sometime later at the mall!