amadaman: ((p3)  208)
ken (ง •̀_•́)งfightme amada ([personal profile] amadaman) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-12-06 05:38 pm

TEXT (not a misfire)

[One December afternoon as carols and the sound of jingle bells belt from every business' speakers, filling people with Christmas cheer (and exhaustion) weeks before the actual event, one imPort posts a text to the network.]

You'd think that with there being four of us ordering at least one of us would get our name right, right?

l o l no


[Attached to the post is a selfie of teens showing off their favorite signature holiday drinks, but the focus of the picture are the names -- confidently scribbled across the cup of each drink are Grant, Kenneth, Utah, and Moore, and anybody who knows these boys will know that those are pretty much the 4kids dub version of their names at best.]

Let's pretend there's a campfire and share some stories about ways your name has been spelled or pronounced since coming here. I'm sure it's happened to a majority of us. (´。` )


((ooc: Any of the boys featured in the post -- Gran, Kidou, Endou, Ken -- may respond to you!! Likewise, feel free to threadjack and hit up anybody and consider it a shitpost free-for-all. HAPPY HOLIDAYS.))
hardcorduroy: (ugggggggggggh)

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[personal profile] hardcorduroy 2016-12-07 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
well it wasn't HERE but one teacher called me borduroy at high school registration

ugh that was a nightmare
starlinings: (15)

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[personal profile] starlinings 2016-12-07 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
An alphabetical mistake, perhaps?

B and C are close to each other...still, it's no excuse, I suppose.
hardcorduroy: (well that was weird and gross)

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[personal profile] hardcorduroy 2016-12-08 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
dude, high school? leaves ZERO room for mistakes, it is a brutal land of constant battles to the death
starlinings: (☆ Gran | I wanna play around)

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[personal profile] starlinings 2016-12-08 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
I guess that means your own teacher lost in the preliminaries.


Although now I'm a little worried about high school.
hardcorduroy: (FUCK UNICORNS)

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[personal profile] hardcorduroy 2016-12-11 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
it's the worst. first off, mabel has the wrong impression, tv lied, it is NOT a musical, there's ap classes, your body straight up hates you, and everyone wants to fight
hardcorduroy: (ugggggggggggh)

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[personal profile] hardcorduroy 2016-12-11 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
everything and everyone
starlinings: (☆ Gran | To you and even you)

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[personal profile] starlinings 2016-12-11 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
is this because of human puberty
hardcorduroy: (FUCK UNICORNS)

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[personal profile] hardcorduroy 2016-12-13 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
nailed it in one, star boy

if you alieans don't have that, the entire world is going to be jealous of you
starlinings: (☆ Gran | To be blunt)

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[personal profile] starlinings 2016-12-13 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it affects some more than others.


I know two back home who fight each other constantly.
hardcorduroy: (well that was weird and gross)

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[personal profile] hardcorduroy 2016-12-17 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
if they're dudes that is 100% normal

guys feel the need to fight everything to like

idk show off their testosterone
starlinings: (☆ Gran | One two three and four)

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[personal profile] starlinings 2016-12-19 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.


There's plenty of that.
hardcorduroy: (BOOSH)

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[personal profile] hardcorduroy 2016-12-21 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
okay out of curiosity, how angry are they

the angrier the kid, the more he fights

it's science
starlinings: (☆ Gran | To be blunt)

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[personal profile] starlinings 2016-12-21 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Me being in their presence sent them over the edge.


[Burn and Gazel were certainly something, that's for sure.

Angry? That was an understatement.]
hardcorduroy: (well that was weird and gross)

[personal profile] hardcorduroy 2016-12-23 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
well i mean you ARE perfect

teenage boys hate perfect teenage boys

and a lot of things
starlinings: (☆ Gran | That voice sounds so happy)

[personal profile] starlinings 2016-12-28 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm far from perfect.


But thank you, Wendy-san.
hardcorduroy: (pretend this is a middle finger)

[personal profile] hardcorduroy 2016-12-08 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
no, he was just an old geezer who needs new glasses cause he can't read anymore

i got laughed at for HOURS
hardcorduroy: (ugggggggggggh)

[personal profile] hardcorduroy 2016-12-11 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
man i wish

but even i can't defeat a gym full of mocking teens
tacticianing: (What's this?)

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[personal profile] tacticianing 2016-12-07 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
That's unfortunate. Hopefully it wasn't difficult to sort out.
hardcorduroy: (magic forest black market)

[personal profile] hardcorduroy 2016-12-08 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
it's high school dude

there IS NO sorting it out, there's just being mocked until the end of the semester
heartofraimon: (pic#10617020)

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[personal profile] heartofraimon 2016-12-07 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
how does a teacher even get your name wrong? aren't they supposed to know that?
hardcorduroy: (hell no)

[personal profile] hardcorduroy 2016-12-08 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
not when they're probably older than the cafeteria food with really bad glasses