TEXT (not a misfire)

[amadaman]

[One December afternoon as carols and the sound of jingle bells belt from every business' speakers, filling people with Christmas cheer (and exhaustion) weeks before the actual event, one imPort posts a text to the network.]

You'd think that with there being four of us ordering at least one of us would get our name right, right?

l o l no

[Attached to the post is a selfie of teens showing off their favorite signature holiday drinks, but the focus of the picture are the names -- confidently scribbled across the cup of each drink are Grant, Kenneth, Utah, and Moore, and anybody who knows these boys will know that those are pretty much the 4kids dub version of their names at best.]

Let's pretend there's a campfire and share some stories about ways your name has been spelled or pronounced since coming here. I'm sure it's happened to a majority of us. （´。` ）


((ooc: Any of the boys featured in the post -- Gran, Kidou, Endou, Ken -- may respond to you!! Likewise, feel free to threadjack and hit up anybody and consider it a shitpost free-for-all. HAPPY HOLIDAYS.))

Comments

[amadaman]

I saved some to my dictionary but sometimes I go look for them on websites d(・ω・´。)

[ursawhiner]

Huh. I barely use the emojis that come with my phone.

[amadaman]

Noodle told me I sound less douchey over the phone if I use faces

[ursawhiner]

[Anyone in the vicinity of Heropa 18 can hear some weirdo yelling, "Noodle is the worst!"]

You're not a douche! Ever! Do whatever you want!

[amadaman]

ฅ(＾・ω・＾ฅ)

I mean I am douchey to Noodle especially so that's probably why but thanks.

[ursawhiner]

Who even taught you that word?

[amadaman]

I picked it up naturally...

[ursawhiner]

We've made you into a delinquent.

[amadaman]

Remember that time I got put on the network swearing and you were so shocked.

[ursawhiner]

I still say that's Tetsuo's fault.

[amadaman]

Does it bother you?

[ursawhiner]

No? Kind of.

It's just surprising, I guess.

[amadaman]

I swear more than you think but probably not as much as you think, also.

[ursawhiner]

So I should be doing more things to make you swear, is what you're saying.

[amadaman]

I mean if you want to.

[ursawhiner]

...I totally just blanked. I'll get back to you.

[amadaman]

Did you blank out or realize whatever idea you had was a bad one.

[ursawhiner]

Both?









Both.

[amadaman]

How bad of an idea could it have been

I swear pretty easily

[ursawhiner]

It was a pretty bad idea I'll come up with something else don't worry!!

[amadaman]

I look forward to it u^u

[ursawhiner]

Don't get your hopes up too high.

(o´・ω・｀)ﾉ

[amadaman]

If I do I'll have you reach it for me. （ノ´‐｀ヽ）

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[ursawhiner]

[That gets a snort, and Ken's phone starts ringing.

When he picks up, Dipper's voice still sounds like he's holding back laughter.]

That was really cheesy! Even for you.

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[amadaman]

[Ken, on the other hand, laughs with clear amusement.]

What, I finally admit you're going to be taller than me and you decide to make fun of me for it? Maybe I'll take it back.