02 | Text | Total misfire meant for John Watson

[thevictoriandetective]

Can you get me an arm or a leg or something to experiment on? I haven't made any friends with morgue personnel yet.

Eyeballs would be fantastic too. The best I could do lately was a severed finger I found in a gutter.

-SH

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[douchebag]

Sure. I can get you a body that's already dead. Preserved dead, not moldering in a graveyard dead. No foul play on my part or the part of anyone I know. You mentioned the morgue. I can get it from there.

[thevictoriandetective]

BRILLIANT! I am interested!!!!

[douchebag]

Great. Just tell me where to drop it off and I'll go get it.

[thevictoriandetective]

Considering my roommate might have an absolute fit if he finds a body on our doorstep, there's a clinic nearby where I can store it without anyone knowing. [He texts the address.]

[douchebag]

All right. Will do.

[ And about six hours later, there will be a body at the specified address. As requested, it will have died from natural causes. Or at least, from causes other than Felix. ]