02 | Text | Total misfire meant for John Watson

[thevictoriandetective]

Can you get me an arm or a leg or something to experiment on? I haven't made any friends with morgue personnel yet.

Eyeballs would be fantastic too. The best I could do lately was a severed finger I found in a gutter.

-SH

Comments

[douchebag]

How about a whole body? I can get you one of those. Then you can pick it apart at your leisure.

[thevictoriandetective]

As much as I want to say yes, I would like to know if said body was murdered in any way.

[douchebag]

Do you want it to be? It's your body. I'll get it however you want it.

[brushoff]

[ because Dorian knows he has shitty friends, ]

Dear imPorts,
DO NOT SUGGEST ME AS AN OPTION.
xoxo Dorian

<3

[heckblazer]

damn, now I have to rethink my whole strategy.

[brushoff]

Just because you CAN regrow limbs doesn't mean you WANT to.

[thevictoriandetective]

OH! Can you regrow limbs? Could I at least have a couple of fingers if so?

[thegriffinofdeath]

What experiment are you hoping to perform?

[thevictoriandetective]

Several, in fact, despite my current lack of murder cases, general experiments tends to pass the time. The formation of bruises, the degradation of tissue on different parts of limbs, mold cultures, burning bone marrow...the usual.

[acclimatized]

Not to be funny or anything, but someone coming in about a cold and leaving without an arm might be the tiniest bit conspicuous. Sorry. I can get you into contact with some of my old co-workers though.

Have you found out how this severed finger ended up in the gutter?

[thevictoriandetective]

Where's your sense of adventure, John? Or are you worried about malpractice suits?

Excellent.

And the best I can figure is that it came from a common street fight. Boring.

[heckblazer]

Blimey, just tell em you're with me. Should save you some hassle.

[thevictoriandetective]

Oh? Is that a fact?

[hightiderising]

What

No.

Why are you picking up body parts from gutters? Someone probably needed that.

[thevictoriandetective]

It was already at least two days old. It couldn't be reattached.

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[storyseeker]

Ooookay. I'll get right on that, Doctor Frankenstein.

Re: text;

[thevictoriandetective]

As funny as you think you are, Frankenstein had some good ideas.

[morethan084]

What the hell kind of experiments are you trying to do?

[thevictoriandetective]

The kind that require body parts, obviously.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Are you me?
Except I don't generally use the morgue, but I guess that's one way to do it.

[thevictoriandetective]

Where do you get the parts then?

text. and so anonymous

[mischiefsmith]

Who says you have to cozy up with personnel from the morgue?

[thevictoriandetective]

What can you give me?

[text]

[ohshutup]

what experiment are you doing?

[text]

[thevictoriandetective]

Multiple. I'm a bit bored due to the lack of murders, so I must occupy my time somehow. For starters, I'm looking at the formation of bruises, the degradation of tissue on different parts of limbs, mold cultures, burning bone marrow...the usual.