02 | Text | Total misfire meant for John Watson

[thevictoriandetective]

Can you get me an arm or a leg or something to experiment on? I haven't made any friends with morgue personnel yet.

Eyeballs would be fantastic too. The best I could do lately was a severed finger I found in a gutter.

-SH

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[thevictoriandetective]

Just name the place and time.

[Hope they look good in orange.]

[brushoff]

How about yours? And time, after you've gotten the drugs, obviously.

John so needs to find out I want Sherlock to get into so much trouble XD

[thevictoriandetective]

...maybe a couple blocks away. I have...nosy neighbors. There's a fairly private alleyway two streets over.

[Because he didn't want John Watson finding him doing this. Plus it's tradition for sketchy things, right?]

[brushoff]

I'm not shooting up in an alleyway like some common junkie. I've too much pride for that.

[ JOHN IS TOTALLY GONNA FIND OUT ]

[thevictoriandetective]

Fine. I'll see if I can't arrange some privacy. But we have to be quick. Are you going to cut your fingers or you want me to do it?

[AMD THE CONVERSATION STILL MANAGES TO GET WORSE]

[brushoff]

It'd probably be best if you do. Can't imagine I'll be that good at chopping them off when I'm high as a kite.

[thevictoriandetective]

Of course.

Say, you wouldn't be averse to losing the whole hand would you?

[S...Sherlock, no...]

[brushoff]

Actually, I would. I can manage without few fingers if I have to do something while they're regrowing, it's a bitch and a half to do things one-handed.

[thevictoriandetective]

[A sigh.]

Fine. Two or three fingers it is then? Taken from your left or right?

[brushoff]

Two if it includes the thumb, three if it doesn't. And I'd prefer left hand.

[thevictoriandetective]

Agreed. Well. Looking forward to it! Thank you for your contribution to science.

[brushoff]

And thank YOU for contributing to my crippling drug problem! ;D
(Kidding, by the way!)

I really want to RP this whole thing, and have it naturally going horribly wrong

[thevictoriandetective]

If this goes well I'd be interested in making this a regular thing.

[Sherlock, honestly, no.]

oh my god you and me both. wanna log this?

[brushoff]

Depends on the payment plan, of course. I'm not doing this for free.

[ he...is also only about 50% certain that Sherlock's actually gonna DO this in the first place. Dorian is in for a rude awakening. ]

YES YES YES

[thevictoriandetective]

I would be willing to pay any reasonable price. Fresh parts are very difficult to get and this is an opportunity I cannot pass up.

[Basically you're a gristly gold mine to him. Congratulations.]

do you mind putting up a log? or do you wanna keep threading it out here? c<

[brushoff]

Now don't let your eyes get bigger than your stomach. Let's see how this first run works before things get too fun.

[ you only want him for his body. >( ]

I'll put up one ASAP! ;) Mind if I open it up to John Watson too?

[thevictoriandetective]

Fine. I'm sure you'll be pleasantly surprised at how easy all this will be.

[Poor Dorian. Sherlock, you're so shallow.]

not at all!

[brushoff]

I do hope you're right. I adore easy.

Sweet! I've asked our dear Jawn to come in when we're ready! Worst possible moment ftw!

[thevictoriandetective]

I'm looking quite forward to a future arrangement.