02 | Text | Total misfire meant for John Watson

[thevictoriandetective]

Can you get me an arm or a leg or something to experiment on? I haven't made any friends with morgue personnel yet.

Eyeballs would be fantastic too. The best I could do lately was a severed finger I found in a gutter.

-SH

Comments

[heckblazer]

you ever hear yourself sometimes?

[brushoff]

I'm not the one who was all "blah blah I have a crush but I won't tell you who it is."

[ Dorian, don't talk about this in public. ]

[heckblazer]

I'm not exactly a one-girl or one-bloke type of fella. Not like I sent you state secrets like the Royal Family being lizard people.

Woulda kept my mouth shut if I knew you'd act like a schoolgirl about it.

[brushoff]

"Oh, hello mate, my name's John Constantine and I don't know how to talk to shy people! Bugger shit more swearing goes here. Let me ask my good buddy Dorian for help, he's a nice bloke."

[ just ignoring it was a misfire ]

That's an impression of you, by the way.

[heckblazer]

Impeccable.

[brushoff]

I should have been an actor!

[heckblazer]

In snuff films, maybe.

[brushoff]

In ACTUAL films!

[heckblazer]

They count as actual films. Snob.

Plus you can keep making them an infinite amount of times. You'd make a killing.

[brushoff]

Or not! It still hurt when I die, you know. I remember every wound that my portrait's taken on.