💣 004 | text | backdated to the 10th

[devoutish]

[Who knows who this is meant for. Whoever it is, they're not getting it; it's showing up on the public network instead.]

I bring her sweetbread, she's got wine in the kitchen, things are going very nicely. Then a giant fuck-off snake slithers into the room, as long as I am tall and thick as my forearm.

I'm telling you, mate, I nearly left right then and there.

Comments

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[devoutish]

I think it depends on the dog and the snake.

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[arsiento]

or maybe on the owner

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[devoutish]

Or maybe the owner. Yes.

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[arsiento]

I know what I said before but
if I'm bein honest you might get bitten next time if you aint careful

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[devoutish]

And what makes you say that?

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[arsiento]

cuz you bein rude about her snakes where she can see it homie
mistake or not, you think she wont take that personally then you tripping

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[devoutish]

You know here too, do you? We should all have tea sometime.

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[arsiento]

I mean we aint close or nothing but yea, we met before.
place like this it gets hard not to

why tea

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[devoutish]

[He'd been joking, but:]

Why not tea?

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[arsiento]

[ Therein lies the real bitch of texting. Also, Diablo's from the States, so tea is not his go-to beverage even hypothetically. ]

I dunno just seems random
maybe a little dangerous too considering you dont know if nobodies gonna throw it in your face yet

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[devoutish]

Or drop in a bit of snake venom.

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[arsiento]

nah
that seems more like a 3rd date move

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[devoutish]

If I end up on a third date with her, I'll stay alert.