restingstitchface: (Skeptical [AU])
Jonathan Crane ([personal profile] restingstitchface) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-12-17 11:21 pm

22 ⚜ Video

This is a world where nobody can be certain what is real. Tabloid scandal and tittle-tattle surround our mad lives. Journalists take shots at clearing the superstition enveloping those who choose to wear a mask, and like most they do it for the money, selfishly exposing the names of heroes and villains alike.

[His right hand hoists up a headline, framed at the bottom with his left palm. The accompanying photograph is of a blonde propping up a bar, split with a shot of her professionally dressed in a skirt and doctor's jacket. Hair up, round glasses. A girl so neat you can take her home to meet the family.]

Party Girl Harley Quinn Goes Profesh: Can It Last?

What trenchant contempt. Such grubby hands, tearing off flesh to show the bones beneath! Masks contain a definite meaning, an intellectual formula, are expressions of human feeling for the surrounding world. They are creations of the human mind and, as such, deserve respect. No matter whether they're an identity behind which one reconstructs their self or a shield that protects loved ones.

We understand how dangerous they can be. Do they think they can hide before facing the consequences of this drivel?

[Blech! He lays down the page.]

Guess it all boils down to one question for me, anyway. One more important than Harleen Quinzel's metamorphosis.

[He refuses to call her a doctor.]

What's Batman's deal?
itistolaugh: you have to write in CURSIVE. (Batman! To solve my latest riddle)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-12-19 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwwww, babe! You read the news about me!
itistolaugh: That masseuse has still got it. (I'll... I'll rub what she's rubbing.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-12-19 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't realize what? You've seen me dressed for work before.
itistolaugh: What are you going, Jeff? (We're naked and our balls are out.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-12-19 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
'Kay, well. You've seen me like that before too. It's not like I'm on the clock all the time. Let a girl have a weekend!