restingstitchface: (Skeptical [AU])
Jonathan Crane ([personal profile] restingstitchface) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-12-17 11:21 pm

22 ⚜ Video

This is a world where nobody can be certain what is real. Tabloid scandal and tittle-tattle surround our mad lives. Journalists take shots at clearing the superstition enveloping those who choose to wear a mask, and like most they do it for the money, selfishly exposing the names of heroes and villains alike.

[His right hand hoists up a headline, framed at the bottom with his left palm. The accompanying photograph is of a blonde propping up a bar, split with a shot of her professionally dressed in a skirt and doctor's jacket. Hair up, round glasses. A girl so neat you can take her home to meet the family.]

Party Girl Harley Quinn Goes Profesh: Can It Last?

What trenchant contempt. Such grubby hands, tearing off flesh to show the bones beneath! Masks contain a definite meaning, an intellectual formula, are expressions of human feeling for the surrounding world. They are creations of the human mind and, as such, deserve respect. No matter whether they're an identity behind which one reconstructs their self or a shield that protects loved ones.

We understand how dangerous they can be. Do they think they can hide before facing the consequences of this drivel?

[Blech! He lays down the page.]

Guess it all boils down to one question for me, anyway. One more important than Harleen Quinzel's metamorphosis.

[He refuses to call her a doctor.]

What's Batman's deal?
sleight_of_hand: (This world is still shitty...)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2016-12-20 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Kinda hard to miss, really.
sleight_of_hand: (I'm toooootally a good guy!)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2016-12-22 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
No, you've just got me really curious what your beef with this guy is now.

Maybe I'll just ask Harley.
sleight_of_hand: (W-well then...)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2016-12-22 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Adachi let out a disgruntled noise at that. ]

I-I'm trying! I'm trying! Relationships are hard!
sleight_of_hand: (W-well then...)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2016-12-22 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
F-friendships are still relationships!

...b-besides, it doesn't mean I can't try for more than that.
sleight_of_hand: (Oh... well then)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2016-12-22 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Adachi let out another awkward noise, reaching to rub at the back of his neck. ]

...haven't really met someone as interesting...
sleight_of_hand: (W-wait a sec!)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2016-12-22 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...did he just get told by a nerd that probably never had a girlfriend? ...well, another nerd that never had a girlfriend. Fellow nerd that never had a girlfriend. Ouch; Adachi let out the most awkward of noises, practically backing all the way from the phone. ]

W-well what would you do to be more fascinating?!
sleight_of_hand: (Feeling queasy...)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2016-12-22 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
S-seriously...?

[ Ugh, airing out how pathetic he was with this sort of thing right there on the public network...? Bad enough they were talking about it in a public post, but to actually ask everyone. ]

That's... a little much...
sleight_of_hand: (You just don't see...)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2016-12-22 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
...are you actually trying to be encouraging, or are you just trying to get me to go away?
sleight_of_hand: (Er... sure)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2016-12-22 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Ah...

[ Adachi stopped dead, blinking in utter surprise. ]

...r-right.