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[pummelgranite]

[ It is time, once more, for the unwashed masses to be blessed by a missive from the high goddess of #Aesthetic. She is lounging on her throne of roots and bone, holly sprigs and mistletoe have been braided into her hair. It's all very seasonal. ]


We are now entertaining suitors for our step son, a strong and handsome demi-god. Would-be suitors must be male, with an effective age rang of 13-16. Must also be be steadfast in the face of darkness, death, and Hell itself. Come before the Destroyer if you would prove your worth.

No drummers.

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[purple_reign]

[Inanna may be busy on the set of a space themed photo shoot for the banana company, but he can still make time for such an important matter of romance. Just. Don't mind the ethereally sheer clothing.]

Are you going to want any help with the screenings?

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[pummelgranite]

[ Babe. Fuck it up. ]

Not sure you and the kid are exactly looking for the same thing in a boyfriend.

[purple_reign]

Everyone wants someone respectful, but I suppose you'll make sure they are yourself.

[pummelgranite]

Respectful, sure, but gutsy's important too.

[heckblazer]

[ Just what he needs. More goddamn kids hanging around. ]

Y'might wanna add No DJs. Folks who can face down Hell Itself are also generally the types to know how to exploit contract loopholes.

[pummelgranite]

[ She waves a hand dismissively ]

DJs will be evaluated on their set list. Anyone who manages to put together a decent dance party from the local flavor is smart and hard working enough to entertain.

[heckblazer]

If you say so.

[ Someone isn't a fan of DJs. ]


Should we do Kyle while we're at it? Two birds, one stone and all that.

[pummelgranite]

He can have round two.

[ Or season 2, if this shit gets picked up for a reality show. Who knows! ]

[neverdied]

Who?

[There are way too many family members to keep track of.]

[pummelgranite]

Nico. Cute kid, about this tall- [ Holds a hand off the ground at about her own height ]- Italian accent?

[neverdied]

Goth kid?

[pummelgranite]

Uh huh. That's him.

[ Gives him a look like. Fucking obviously? Are you implying someone in my family might NOT be goth???? ]

[dirtyredneck]

What'w wrong with drummers?

[Not that he's here to try out or anything, but he's gotta know.]

[pummelgranite]

If you have to ask, you clearly haven't dated a drummer.

[dirtyredneck]

No. I ain't never did that.

[Never really dated.]

Your step son, he know you're doin' this?

[pummelgranite]

[ She tips her head to the side, considering. ]


He understood the possibility.


[ SUBTLE DODGE. ]

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[abandon_hope]

[ It takes Nico a long moment to reply. Partially because he's not online all the time, and partially because as soon as he did see this post, he promptly dropped his phone and had to do an impromptu repair job. With duct tape. Lots of duct tape. ]

W-what - what are you --!

[ This strong, handsome demi-god is absolutely beet red. ]

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[pummelgranite]

[ he seems stressed ]


No takers yet. But it really hasn't been long.

[abandon_hope]

I-I don't want any takers! I don't want any of this!

[pummelgranite]

What, seriously?

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[brushoff]

The problem with this is you're only reaching imPorts. There's plenty of non-powered people who want to sleep with us, shove the kid off on one of them.

[ Dorian, he's 14 ]

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[pummelgranite]

He's not really into groupies.


[ He is indeed 14, and also kind of shy. She shrugs in a, "weird, I know???" sort of way. ]

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[brushoff]

How can you not be into groupies? They're groupies.

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[alreadyhuman]

Are you trying to arrange a marriage for him?

[ Surprisingly he knows what this is?? ]

Um, I think you should probably ask him if he likes anyone first!

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[pummelgranite]

Wh- Vivi?


[ THIS BOGGLING CHILD. ]


Nuh uh. Nnno, not a marriage. Boyfriend at most.