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[Audio] - Filtered Away from Doc Brown

[ Gold is very good at keeping things short and sweet when he doesn't feel like socializing. ]

An announcement: The Broom Shop in Heropa will be closed through the New Year. Classes will resume in January.

Also, just a little question: When someone appears to have no trouble obtaining the things they want on their own, how do you shop for them?

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W-What? why? What'd I do this time?

What part of 'Don't contact me again' was unclear?

Look, I'm trying to help you out. Okay? You don't want that help? Fine, but I happen to have a husband, or I will by Friday, so I think I have some experience here with courtship or whatnot that you might find beneficial. But, pfft, whatever.

Also, if you thought that request about lack of contact was going to work, you clearly don't understand how I work, and I'd like to direct you to said husband to be, Doctor Hermann Gottlieb, as a reference for my dogged persistence and unwillingness to back the fuck off.

I don't make a point to take advice from smug little wheedling pissants. And if you wish to carry on as a husband to be, you had best learn to "back the fuck off" very quickly.

Oh! OH! Smug wheedling pissant, he says! Like that's a new one. Like I'm really going to be insulted by THAT. Please. You should hear what I've been called. And don't you DARE threaten me, man. Don't you even dare. Save it for when someone is actually endangering you or your relationship.