sleight_of_hand: (Derpy drunk!)
Tohru Adachi ([personal profile] sleight_of_hand) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-12-30 09:39 am

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[ Hello, imPorts! Guess who's drunk! Guess who's drunk and forgot how the private function worked? Or just forgot about it entirely... or was too drunk and excited after actually winning at something to process how communicators are supposed to work. Either way, the entire public network gets treated to this embarrassing display. ]

Har~ley~chaaaaan~!

[ Has it been mentioned he's really drunk yet? ]

Guess who got a trip to Vegas!

[ He flashes the biggest, dumbest, drunkest grin at the screen. ]

Wanna come with me? From what I've read it'll be kinda like going to the Takarazuka~!

[ ...yeah, he had no idea what Vegas was at first and had to look it up. ]
itistolaugh: It's like a mysterious sexy question mark. (What COULDN'T it swallow?)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-12-30 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well. Isn't this embarrassing for everyone.]

Oh. My god. Stop? Stop.
monge: (🍦|| Tilt zura)

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[personal profile] monge 2016-12-30 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[That Adachi sure is a silly man.]

Is that your best friend, zura?
monge: (🍦|| Let me explain you a thing zura)

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[personal profile] monge 2016-12-30 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Ooohhhhhh.

"Friend for now."

So he hasn't hit that coveted "best friend" status yet. Komasan knows how that feels.]


Ah, well I'm sure if you keep trying, you'll get there in no time, zura!
itistolaugh: What are you going, Jeff? (We're naked and our balls are out.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-12-30 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[And she has no idea it was supposed to be private, because she does not put it past him to be the most embarrassing man on earth.]

Why are you asking me like this? Why are you asking me at all?
itistolaugh: That masseuse has still got it. (I'll... I'll rub what she's rubbing.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-12-30 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Oh my gosh, just. Like. Super no. What's the no-est no there is?
monge: (🍦|| zura zura)

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[personal profile] monge 2016-12-30 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[Well, so much for that. At least he tried.]

Guess he'll just have to ask somebody else, zura.
monge: (🍦|| Here comes a special boy)

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[personal profile] monge 2016-12-30 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you tried asking on a roof, zura?

[Because when he asked HIS best friend, they were totally on a roof. And that's completely normal.]
itistolaugh: (15)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-12-30 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I don't-- I'm not up for it. Maybe he'll take you instead.
monge: (🍦|| EVERYBODY LOVES THE ME)

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[personal profile] monge 2016-12-30 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! It's a monge~ place to ask someone if they'll be your best friend, zura! And you get to feel a little taller while you do it, zura.

[There's also the fear of falling off to pump up your adrenaline! Everything just falls into place!]
monge: (🍦|| Leave it to doge zura)

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[personal profile] monge 2016-12-30 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Haaaaaaaaaaaaa. Komasan waves that off casually.]

Heh, that's okay, I won a trip, too. I already have a best friend I'm gonna ask, zura.
itistolaugh: (Isn't this just lovely and normal?)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-12-30 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, cool, congrats. Who are you going with?
itistolaugh: and just pop that sucker right out! (Someone's gonna punch my good eye)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-12-30 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I said we could be friends. A trip for two to Vegas at New Year's Eve is definitely not friendly.
monge: (🍦|| Oh so bashful zura)

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[personal profile] monge 2016-12-30 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
T-Thanks, it sounds really exciting, zura!

[And a little scary... Vegas sounds like a huuuuge city.]

I'm gonna ask Kururu and see if she wants to come with me, but I dunno, I might stay home for New Years, z-zura...
monge: (🍦|| Like y'know nyah)

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[personal profile] monge 2016-12-30 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
A-Actually, I'm a youkai—

[Nah, no, he'll just....he'll just let Adachi have this.]
itistolaugh: There's a really good fastball cut. (The third one was an ironic present.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-12-30 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
It's super fun, I was there earlier this year. The lights are sooo pretty. But staying home can be fun too. That's what I'm probably gonna do.
itistolaugh: Where's your bag dispenser? (Excuse me. Where's the shitbag room?)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-12-30 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
And I bet you weren't even thinking of getting a kiss at midnight. Never once crossed your mind.

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