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[ Hello, imPorts! Guess who's drunk! Guess who's drunk and forgot how the private function worked? Or just forgot about it entirely... or was too drunk and excited after actually winning at something to process how communicators are supposed to work. Either way, the entire public network gets treated to this embarrassing display. ]

Har~ley~chaaaaan~!

[ Has it been mentioned he's really drunk yet? ]

Guess who got a trip to Vegas!

[ He flashes the biggest, dumbest, drunkest grin at the screen. ]

Wanna come with me? From what I've read it'll be kinda like going to the Takarazuka~!

[ ...yeah, he had no idea what Vegas was at first and had to look it up. ]

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[Well. Isn't this embarrassing for everyone.]

Oh. My god. Stop? Stop.

Eh? What?

[ Nope; still has no idea this is public. ]

[And she has no idea it was supposed to be private, because she does not put it past him to be the most embarrassing man on earth.]

Why are you asking me like this? Why are you asking me at all?

W-why wouldn't I ask you?

[ He has no idea why she's reacting like this, and it shows on his face. ]

I mean... why wouldn't I ask someone I like out to something this fancy?

I said we could be friends. A trip for two to Vegas at New Year's Eve is definitely not friendly.

Wha--? Sure it is! There's all kinds of things to do, like shows and places to eat, and things like that. And heck, gambling's legal! That's cool, right?

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[That Adachi sure is a silly man.]

Is that your best friend, zura?

Wellll... friend, for now.

[ He tossed the little guy a wink, not really processing why he's responding. ]

I'm tryin' real hard to be a good guy for her.

[Oh. Ooohhhhhh.

"Friend for now."

So he hasn't hit that coveted "best friend" status yet. Komasan knows how that feels.]

Ah, well I'm sure if you keep trying, you'll get there in no time, zura!

[ Not... quite what he's aiming for, but it's not like he's going to correct him in his current state. ]

Mmhmm~! I'm trying my best, even if this kinda thing is pretty hard.

Have you tried asking on a roof, zura?

[Because when he asked HIS best friend, they were totally on a roof. And that's completely normal.]

A roof?

[ Well, he's drunk enough to consider that. ]

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No. Oh my gosh, just. Like. Super no. What's the no-est no there is?

Oh.

[Well, so much for that. At least he tried.]

Guess he'll just have to ask somebody else, zura.

Yeah, I don't-- I'm not up for it. Maybe he'll take you instead.

[Haaaaaaaaaaaaa. Komasan waves that off casually.]

Heh, that's okay, I won a trip, too. I already have a best friend I'm gonna ask, zura.

Oh, cool, congrats. Who are you going with?

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[Dooku doesn't say anything in the video. This is partly because 1) there can be no words and partly because 2) it's so much more effective to just stare at Adachi. Judging.]

[ ...hunh? Was this supposed to be a staring contest? Okay, he's good at these! Adachi just sat there, staring back intently. ]

[Curse it, is this fool too thick to even be mocked properly? Dooku sighs and pinches his brow as he speaks.]

I will be very surprised if she accepts your invitation.

[ He wins~ Dooku blinked first~! ]

Probably not! Still worth a shot!

Hey, you wanna go to Vegas? 'Cuz I'm sure as hell not going with this fool.

[Dooku smiles thinly.]

Perhaps I will. I could use a vacation... And clearly he could use some education regarding the correct way to approach these matters.

[He will rescue you, Harley. Remember this the next time you feel like talking about how his name sounds like poop, okay?]

Oh hell no! Take a vacation on your own time!

You may find yourself going to 'Las Vegas' alone if you continue this behaviour.