maskormenace | 011 ★ Video

I guess it's that time again, huh?

[Despite being dressed in a stark white shirt, matte black tie, and lacking his usual over-the-top effects, Josuke's face is lit up like the sun. He waves at the camera, giving the people he's speaking to his undivided attention. Behind him, people dressed similarly amble in the direction of Heropa's police academy, most seeming to pay him no mind, but a couple of the younger adults stopping to wave at the recording camera as some people can't help but do.]

There's a lot of new imPorts showing up. Think I even saw some heading to the houses near mine. Reminds me of when I got here two years ago...it's kinda hard to believe I'm going on the third year already.

[He scratches at the back of his head and then shrugs.]

Can't say it's been bad, though! I've met a lot of great people and had a lot of fun. But things can get sort of wild around here, you know? Which is what I really wanted to talk about. As amazing as this place can be...there's a lot of shit to watch out for and people to be wary of.

[Not naming any names, of course. Not yet.]

But don't worry. It really does get easier, and you're not alone.

[With a toothy grin, Josuke gives the camera a thumbs up.]

Anyway...I'm probably in for a long day here, but I'm thinking of catching a movie later. Any of you wanna come along, maybe make some friends and get to know the ropes a little, you're more than welcome!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Even better. Ropes get in for free.

[At least they'd better! Anyone tries to scam Komasan and make him pay to bring a rope (or multiple ropes) into the theater and Josuke's gonna have to have words with them.]

MOOOOOOOONNNGGGEEEEE!!

[That makes sense, some ropes are pretty young. Maybe they get the baby discount...]

In that case, I'm gonna bring as many ropes as I can find, zura!

[Good grief, what has he done...? Although it's definitely too cute to toss a wrench at now. May as well keep playing along.]

You don't mind if I bring one too, do you?

[He doesn't actually have any ropes, but a shoelace ought to do the trick, right?]

[Man, it sure does feel good when your ideas are appreciated.]

I was kinda hoping you would, zura.

[He's got tiny arms, after all. If more people brought ropes themselves, then... well then there would be more ropes.]

There's probably gonna be a lot of new people, so we need enough ropes for everyone to get to know, zuraa~!

That's a pretty good point. And maybe people can all put them on our shoulders so the ropes can see the screen better! I think it'd be pretty hard to see over top of heads from way down low on the bottom of a seat, don't you?

[Actally, Josuke would just rather they don't get kicked out for reserving too many seats in the theater for pieces of string.]

I-I didn't even think of that, zura!!

[Goodness, it's a good thing Josuke's in charge and not him.]

We might need a ton of booster seats if there's not enough people, zura!!

N-no need for booster seats! I'm sure we can figure something else out of there's not enough people!

[Where in the world would you even get that many booster seats on short notice? Theaters don't supply them...do they?]

Oh! ...Okay, no booster seats then, zura...

[But that was the only idea he had...]

Maybe...

...Maybe people could carry...two ropes, zura?

That's a stroke of genius, Komasan! And I might be able to take on a few more than that, myself.

[It's fine if he tosses a bunch of ropes on Crazy Diamond's arms, right? Punchghost won't mind!]

[Oh gosh, no one's ever called him a genius before...]

H-Heh, well, I'm just trying to help the new people too, z-zura!

They're real lucky to have a friend like you, then.

011 ★ Video

video

video

video

video

video

video

video

video

video

video

video