lapwing: Ptolemy (That HAD to hurt)
Bartimaeus ([personal profile] lapwing) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-01-10 04:51 pm

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[On the network is what appears to be a young boy, about 12 or 13 years old. For a moment, he stares quite soulfully at the video output impossibly deep, black eyes, and then pokes at the screen with one fingernail.]

Not even a proper imp in there, how's that for you...?

[He pulls back and mimes clearing his throat. A voice far, far more booming than is fit for the child's face resounds across the feed.]

Right, broadcast. AHEM. This is just a friendly, non-suspicious question, inquiring on when the next coup or violent overthrow of this government is going to be. Not that I'm actually advocating it, I just know you humans really can't resist.

I'm pretty handy with a popcorn machine if anyone can provide good seats.
inmyothertights: (Billy - everything's magic)

[personal profile] inmyothertights 2017-01-14 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh come on! Even you know he's better at being you than you are.
rathercommon: (are you insane)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2017-01-15 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse me. No one is better at being me than me.
rathercommon: (scornful)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2017-01-16 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Right, only part of being Kitty Jones is a willingness to sock someone in the face when they're being a git. If you take my hint.