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[ Miraculously, Wally had managed to keep a relatively low profile since he had arrived in this strange world the other day. But with it looking more and more like his stay was going to be a potentially lengthy one, he decided it was finally time to address the network. ]

this is some world they have here. it wouldnt exactly be my first choice for where id want to spend an indefinite vacation, but i have been to worse parallel universes and dimensions before. though i could have done without the freaky tattoo and the creepy file. i also dont think im really qualified to be a time management consultant even if i do appreciate the humor behind it.

anyway, i was wondering if anyone could help a new guy out? like, is there any sights i need to see? any hip places i need to check out? anywhere i need to avoid at all costs? and, more importantly, who makes the best burger and iced mocha around here? if im going to be stuck in this world, then i might as well get the full experience.

also, i dont suppose anyone knows what a green lantern is? they are a pretty big deal where im from.

whatever help i could get would be great. thanks.

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text; ID Peter Parker/Spider-Man

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I can give you recs for pretty much any kind of junk food you can possibly want to shove in your mouth for Heropa and De Chima and get you started in Nonah, but if you're in Maurtia Falls you'll have to ask someone else.

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Let's start with Heropa since that's where I'm at. Not that I wouldn't travel for good food.

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[ He texts an address, and then: ]

Honestly, their classic cheeseburger is the best, but the burger battle entries are pretty fun. Iced mochas aren't my thing, but the coffee shop down the block from there isn't half bad either.

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Thanks, pal. My accelerated metabolism and I appreciate it.

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Oh, boy, I've been there. FYI, there's an all-you-can-eat Indian buffet here:

[ He pastes in the link to another address. ]

Pretty good food, and you can tell them Spidey sent you -- I kept the owner's son from getting mugged a few months back.

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That's one way to get a discount. You stop muggings often?

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It's a living.

Figuratively, I mean. It doesn't actually pay.

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At least not in money.

Though you could always try to get into commercials.

[ Not that Wally had ever done anything like that or anything. ]

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Surprisingly, most people aren't interested in buying stuff on the paid endorsement of a guy with creepy spider powers.

Well, here, maybe. But I dunno, that's not my thing -- I like cash as much as the next guy but that's not what my powers are for.

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I hear ya.

Besides, making commercials is a lot harder than it looks.

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Yeah, an ex of mine did a few while she was breaking into acting and she always said they were a slog. Even just being the fill-in hand model for a soap commercial.