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[quickasever]

[ Miraculously, Wally had managed to keep a relatively low profile since he had arrived in this strange world the other day. But with it looking more and more like his stay was going to be a potentially lengthy one, he decided it was finally time to address the network. ]

this is some world they have here. it wouldnt exactly be my first choice for where id want to spend an indefinite vacation, but i have been to worse parallel universes and dimensions before. though i could have done without the freaky tattoo and the creepy file. i also dont think im really qualified to be a time management consultant even if i do appreciate the humor behind it.

anyway, i was wondering if anyone could help a new guy out? like, is there any sights i need to see? any hip places i need to check out? anywhere i need to avoid at all costs? and, more importantly, who makes the best burger and iced mocha around here? if im going to be stuck in this world, then i might as well get the full experience.

also, i dont suppose anyone knows what a green lantern is? they are a pretty big deal where im from.

whatever help i could get would be great. thanks.

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Text; id: Mick Rory

[pyrogue]

First question, Maurtia Falls ain't really worth it unless you want a mugging. And if you want a burger place, you got to try Spice Grills in Heropa. They got this great pork burger with chili peppers and jalapenos... Damn, now I want one.

Second question, haven't seen any GLs around here recently, if you're a fan. Me, I always preferred the Flashes.

[ Mick "has no idea who Wally is thanks to comic book shenanigans" Rory. ]

[quickasever]

[ Meanwhile, Wally did recognize the name on the other end happened to match that of a certain rogue he had busted a few times. Interesting. ]

You and me both, buddy. That sounds like one tasty burger.

I also get being a Flash fan. I'm from Central myself.

[pyrogue]

Might have to go pick one up.

Oh yeah? Me too. There's a bunch of us here. Though it does get confusing keeping the universes straight. Weird question, does Captain Cold wear a blue parka and these weird square goggles in yours?

[ This is how he tells universes apart -- on their respective Captain Colds. ]

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[fistofthejoestar]

While I believe that I'm obligated to recommend the restaurants I'm currently watching over, it would be quite remiss of me to not mention the Lucky Cat in Heropa. They have some of the grandest hot beverages I've tasted in quite a while.

[quickasever]

Lucky Cat, got it. I actually think it's close by. How many restaurants are you watching over?

[fistofthejoestar]

Only two! A dear friend of mine left them in my care when she was sent home; she had more of a knack for it than I ever will, I'm afraid, but I do my best.

[this is an understatement to the highest degree right down to omittance of the fact that Jonathan helped start one of those clubs from the very beginning, but that's just the way he is. typical British guy.]

text; id: hartley rathaway

[socialactivillain]

Wally? When did you get here? Where are you?

[ Someone is overjoyed to see his bestie. ]

[quickasever]

[ Wally wasn't so much overjoyed as he was confused that the Pied Piper of all people appeared to recognize him on a personal level. It wasn't like he ran around revealing his secret identity to his enemies. ]

The other day. In Heropa.

How do you know me exactly?

[socialactivillain]

[ There's a really long delay before he texts back. ]

are you kidding.

please be kidding.

text; ID Peter Parker/Spider-Man

[shutterbugged]

I can give you recs for pretty much any kind of junk food you can possibly want to shove in your mouth for Heropa and De Chima and get you started in Nonah, but if you're in Maurtia Falls you'll have to ask someone else.

[quickasever]

Let's start with Heropa since that's where I'm at. Not that I wouldn't travel for good food.

[shutterbugged]

[ He texts an address, and then: ]

Honestly, their classic cheeseburger is the best, but the burger battle entries are pretty fun. Iced mochas aren't my thing, but the coffee shop down the block from there isn't half bad either.

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[aboveand]

Which town are you in? I can give you a few recommendations in Nonah, but that's pretty much the only town I know.

And I've heard of the Green Lantern Corps. There's always been one on my world's Justice League, ever since its inception.

[quickasever]

I'm in Heropa right now. Though I expect to do some exploring soon.

So the Justice League exists in your world, too? I actually got to meet the founding members in mine.

[aboveand]

I've been to Heropa but I don't really know my way around there yet. Sorry. :(

Yeah, for over half a century, ever since the Imperial Invasion. Or something. History is not my best subject.

That's pretty schway that you met them. I'd love to have that opportunity.

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[heliophilic]

Green lanterns, Blue Lanterns, Yellow Lanterns, Red Lanterns... I'm familiar with the whole spectrum.

[Alas, he's only come into contact with the Red Lanterns so far. Heck, he was seconds from becoming a Red Lantern that day. One day he'll punch someone from the others.]

[quickasever]

I'm only familiar with the green kind. I don't think the others exist where I'm from.

[heliophilic]

Then you're missing out. It's not a party until a red lantern starts spitting blood at you.

[airshow]

[ Today's the day Wally gets dogpiled by his Rogues, apparently. ]

1) A Green Lantern punched me once! It sucked.

2) They let me own a bar for some reason. If you're in Heropa I could deep fry you a Twinkie or several.

[quickasever]

[Really, that was the only way it could go. ]

1) I bet.

2) I'm going to take you up on that. But maybe you could let me work the fryer?

[airshow]

Sounds sketchy, but what's a little light fire damage risk between pals, right?

video; id bruce wayne

[the_caped_crusader]

'Does anybody know what a Green Lantern is?' [He sounds incredulous.]

You're as discreet as ever I see, Wally.

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[quickasever]

[ Wally shrugged nonchalantly. ]

Hey, it's not like I asked if they knew who the Justice League was.

[ He even had the good sense to switch the feed over to private for this conversation. ]

So what are we dealing with here?

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[mischiefsmith]

[No one asked for Loki's input, but he'll give it in his own special way.

Behold the god of mischief. Behold the god of mischief and his green lantern.

Don't worry Loki is on top of this, he knows his colors.]

Or something a touch more traditional perhaps?

[Stop him or he'll do this all day.]

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[quickasever]

[ Wally was too amused to be the one to put a stop to this. ]

That's not quite what I was talking about. Still, it's pretty impressive. Got anything else?