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[ Miraculously, Wally had managed to keep a relatively low profile since he had arrived in this strange world the other day. But with it looking more and more like his stay was going to be a potentially lengthy one, he decided it was finally time to address the network. ]

this is some world they have here. it wouldnt exactly be my first choice for where id want to spend an indefinite vacation, but i have been to worse parallel universes and dimensions before. though i could have done without the freaky tattoo and the creepy file. i also dont think im really qualified to be a time management consultant even if i do appreciate the humor behind it.

anyway, i was wondering if anyone could help a new guy out? like, is there any sights i need to see? any hip places i need to check out? anywhere i need to avoid at all costs? and, more importantly, who makes the best burger and iced mocha around here? if im going to be stuck in this world, then i might as well get the full experience.

also, i dont suppose anyone knows what a green lantern is? they are a pretty big deal where im from.

whatever help i could get would be great. thanks.

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[fistofthejoestar]

I really don't have much of a choice. If she ever returns and finds her businesses in shambles she'll be quite cross with me.

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So are both of these places in Heropa or...?

[fistofthejoestar]

No, only the one. The other is up in Maurtia Falls if you ever happen to make your way there - it's quite the lovely place.

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I'll be sure to check it out. I'm sure I'll be up that way soon.

[fistofthejoestar]

I hope that you do. The town certainly lives up to it unsavory reputation in places, but there's a great deal to experience there all the same.

[quickasever]

Sounds like a place I know back home. All that is missing is some crazed loner lurking in the shadows.

[fistofthejoestar]

Maurtia Falls is a bit too crowded for that, I'm afraid. I imagine that a free shadow is popular real estate there.

[between the less legally-inclined imPorts and those who'd like to help clean the city up...yeah, there's probably not a lot of room for solo lurking these days.]

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If there was a way to do it, the guy I know would find it. He's a master creeper.

[ Batman probably wouldn't appreciate that title. ]

[fistofthejoestar]

I'd believe it; the Porter brings all sorts here.

[quickasever]

Sounds like it. Which is kinda cool since I like meeting interesting people.

Well, as long as they're not trying to take over the world and/or to kill me.

[fistofthejoestar]

There's still something to be learned from people like that, even if it comes with a dire headache.

[quickasever]

I dunno. Most people like that are completely bonkers or have a giant ego.

[fistofthejoestar]

Yes, well, if nothing else they can teach you how to pick up on the signs more quickly in the future.

[quickasever]

I guess there is a bright side to almost everything.

[fistofthejoestar]

So long as you take the time to search for it, yes. Usually it isn't too difficult.