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[quickasever]

[ Miraculously, Wally had managed to keep a relatively low profile since he had arrived in this strange world the other day. But with it looking more and more like his stay was going to be a potentially lengthy one, he decided it was finally time to address the network. ]

this is some world they have here. it wouldnt exactly be my first choice for where id want to spend an indefinite vacation, but i have been to worse parallel universes and dimensions before. though i could have done without the freaky tattoo and the creepy file. i also dont think im really qualified to be a time management consultant even if i do appreciate the humor behind it.

anyway, i was wondering if anyone could help a new guy out? like, is there any sights i need to see? any hip places i need to check out? anywhere i need to avoid at all costs? and, more importantly, who makes the best burger and iced mocha around here? if im going to be stuck in this world, then i might as well get the full experience.

also, i dont suppose anyone knows what a green lantern is? they are a pretty big deal where im from.

whatever help i could get would be great. thanks.

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[quickasever]

I do some boring science stuff in a lab. It pays the bills though.

[pyrogue]

Always weird when they bring over civilians. Not that it's easy for anyone to get used to all this alternate universe stuff.

[quickasever]

[ Yes, a civilian. There was nothing special about Wally West. ]

I hear that. Figure the best thing I can do is just roll with it or I'd go crazy.

What did you do in Central?

[pyrogue]

[ Well. This old awkward nugget. ]

Didn't I mention? I'm Mick Rory, Heat Wave. But I reformed a while ago. Here I'm just a hot yoga instructor on TV.

[quickasever]

[ Wally hadn't expected him to be so upfront about it. Maybe the Rogues here really have gone legit. ]

I've heard of you. Though you're not so reformed back in my universe.

[pyrogue]

Really? That's a shame.

[quickasever]

[ Perhaps Wally shouldn't have told him that. ]

So you do yoga on TV? That's gotta be fun.

[pyrogue]

It's warm and it pays. Could be worse.