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[ Miraculously, Wally had managed to keep a relatively low profile since he had arrived in this strange world the other day. But with it looking more and more like his stay was going to be a potentially lengthy one, he decided it was finally time to address the network. ]

this is some world they have here. it wouldnt exactly be my first choice for where id want to spend an indefinite vacation, but i have been to worse parallel universes and dimensions before. though i could have done without the freaky tattoo and the creepy file. i also dont think im really qualified to be a time management consultant even if i do appreciate the humor behind it.

anyway, i was wondering if anyone could help a new guy out? like, is there any sights i need to see? any hip places i need to check out? anywhere i need to avoid at all costs? and, more importantly, who makes the best burger and iced mocha around here? if im going to be stuck in this world, then i might as well get the full experience.

also, i dont suppose anyone knows what a green lantern is? they are a pretty big deal where im from.

whatever help i could get would be great. thanks.

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[ He really didn't know how to respond to all this. ]

Sorry about not being the Wally you know. Sounds like you two are really good friends.

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[ Neither does Piper, honestly, so at least they're on even footing in that. ]

Well, hey. At least I don't have to apologize for not being the Piper you do know, right?

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There is that. Though he wasn't nearly as bad as some of the others.

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...You know I have to ask who you think is the worst.

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Does Grodd count? If not, then I'd go with Mirror Master.

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Which Mirror Master? Unless you're lucky enough to have only had one.

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Just the one that I know of. He can be pretty annoying.

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Is he Scottish?

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I don't think so? At least he doesn't have an accent.

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Oh, man, you have the better Mirror Master, and he still ranks worst? Wow.

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He's just a pain to deal with for a number of reasons.

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Well, agreed, but his successor is a mercenary with a coke problem.

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On second thought, my Mirror Master isn't too bad.

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He makes a just about anyone look like a saint.

...Anyone short of Captain Boomerang, at least.

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Boomerang was a close second on my list.

[ Really, the only reason Mirror Master came out on top was because Wally found his abilities to be so damn frustrating. ]

Anyway, what exactly do you do around here?

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Charity work, mostly. I have a day job as a music therapist, but I've been here for months and I'm still not entirely sure what I'm supposed to be doing, if I'm honest.

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I already know I'm going to be a disaster at my job. But if you ever need help with the charity stuff, I'd be happy to lend a hand. I did some things with the orphanage and other places back home.

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What job did they assign you?

Helping Hands, Open Hearts in Heropa is where I do the most of my work, but there's several other charities I work with. One major one in each Porter city. I can send you the information on whichever ones you'd like.

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They made me a time management consultant.

[ He was the last person who should be helping people plan on how to use their time to be more efficient. ]

Just send me whatever you got. I'll go through everything once I get settled in.

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...Oh, that's. Well. Wow.

[ He feels bad in advance for any of Wally's consultees. He sends a list of a few charities that he works with: Helping Hands, Open Hearts in Heropa, Aid De Chima, No One Alone in Maurtia Falls, and Color House in Nonah. ]

Sure thing. If you need any other information on how things go around here, feel free to ask? I've been here since last summer.