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[ Miraculously, Wally had managed to keep a relatively low profile since he had arrived in this strange world the other day. But with it looking more and more like his stay was going to be a potentially lengthy one, he decided it was finally time to address the network. ]

this is some world they have here. it wouldnt exactly be my first choice for where id want to spend an indefinite vacation, but i have been to worse parallel universes and dimensions before. though i could have done without the freaky tattoo and the creepy file. i also dont think im really qualified to be a time management consultant even if i do appreciate the humor behind it.

anyway, i was wondering if anyone could help a new guy out? like, is there any sights i need to see? any hip places i need to check out? anywhere i need to avoid at all costs? and, more importantly, who makes the best burger and iced mocha around here? if im going to be stuck in this world, then i might as well get the full experience.

also, i dont suppose anyone knows what a green lantern is? they are a pretty big deal where im from.

whatever help i could get would be great. thanks.

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At least not in money.

Though you could always try to get into commercials.

[ Not that Wally had ever done anything like that or anything. ]

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Surprisingly, most people aren't interested in buying stuff on the paid endorsement of a guy with creepy spider powers.

Well, here, maybe. But I dunno, that's not my thing -- I like cash as much as the next guy but that's not what my powers are for.

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I hear ya.

Besides, making commercials is a lot harder than it looks.

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Yeah, an ex of mine did a few while she was breaking into acting and she always said they were a slog. Even just being the fill-in hand model for a soap commercial.