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[lovestoys]

Yo, whauppppp party people!

[Axel is currently chilling out on his bed in just his undies because that's how he rolls. Truly he's a sight to admire. Or he thinks he is, given he's bare chesting it on the network. He's been working on his chest lately so behold the slow beginnings of muscle definition.

He might be an awful person but at least his undies are cute? Little duckies are totally manly pant-wise. Fight him.]

While I got an audience, I think it's time we all talked shop a little. Cause it's that time of the year for love and making connections so let's. Man to man. And, I guess, man to woman too. Now, I ain't saying I have any trouble in this area but I'm a little curious, just for arguments sake, what kinda techniques do you guys like to pull hot chicks? I'm talking A grade babes.

[Yes, hot chicks. He knows how to score 'below his belt', that's easy! He uses a wonderful mix of gently breaking them down and implying he's the best they can do.

He wants to get model level here. It's what a terrible dumpster goblin like him deserves - a sexy babe.]

That isn't all neither. Cause I'm like a total a feminist so I wanna hear from hot chicks too. Their side of things. [Cause he totally thinks this is a great way to bait them all out. Yes, yes, come to him, hot chicks. Admire how forward thinking and not at all gross and awful he is.] Like how'd you like a guy to romance you? What's your favourite move? How best can I get you horny? You know, the important stuff. Just how firm should a slap on the ass be cause, you know, guys don't know that kind of thing. We rarely get to experience that side of things unless we're like, you know, flaming or something.

[He shrugs his shoulders and leans back, grinning brightly.] Gimme something good and I'll share some of my moves. I got some good ones. I got a move called 'The Piper' that'll blow your mind.

Comments

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[itistolaugh]

I think the best thing you could do is stop talking. Like, forever.

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[lovestoys]

Then how would I pick up chicks?

[incogneto]

Have you considered rethinking your entire attitude towards women?

[lovestoys]

That sounds like a lot of effort so I'm going to have to pass.

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[cleptes]

Did something happen to your shirt?

[This reeked of desperation. Bela found it somewhat amusing.]

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[lovestoys]

Yeah. It was removed. I don't need it.

[He's grade A manly these days. Who needs a shirt?]

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[lightinside]

[Just..]

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[lightinside]

[Give her a moment.]

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[catchacold]

[Where does he even start?

No, seriously. Where does he even start?]

Putting on a shirt would be step one.

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[lovestoys]

I'm showing off the goods. So no.

What's step two?

If it's putting on pants then also no, skip to step three.

[socialactivillain]

So you have a cold gun, right? Does it do the whole "encasing people in a mini glacier" thing?

[airshow]

He's yours now, right? How do you feel about mandatory "no shirt, no shoes, no service" type rules for all active Rogues?

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[helladoomed]

Holy shit, man.

[Chloe can't even get angry at this, it's just so ridiculous and sad. She's trying not to laugh at the poor guy.]

Okay, so, when you don't get laid on valentines, and you're trying to figure out why? This post.

This is why.

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[lovestoys]

First off, I'm gonna get laid. Easy.

And secondly, by that logic, if I do get laid on valentine's day, it's down to the post, right?

[He knew networking shirtless was his best move. Like free advertising.]

[pyrogue]

You almost make me miss Captain Boomerang.

[lovestoys]

I'm way cooler than that guy. He wore a scarf.

A scarf

[socialactivillain]

I never thought I would miss Digger but here we are.

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[caduceusvalkyrie]

Only a feminist when it comes to hot chicks though, right? [Angela looks miffed.]

Maybe have a little more respect for a start, and put a shirt on.

[lovestoys]

Nah, I'm all for any chick really. I mean everyone always talks about hot chicks cause, duh, they're hot. But I appreciate inner beauty and all that crap. Plus the less hot they are, the cheaper a date they tend to be.

[He grins brightly, not reading the room at all or how much of an awful waste of space he is.] Why does everyone keep saying that? I can be shirtless on the network if I wanna.

[socialactivillain]

Delete this.

[lovestoys]

No.

Delete your face.

[airshow]

Yeah, hey, anyone seeing this post? We're not related! Someone took one of my hair clippings and left it in a vat of Axe Body Spray and this is what emerged nine months later. Science is amazing!

[lovestoys]

I'M NOTHING LIKE YOU

You're like the broken-down old man version of me. And it's pretty sad. Cause you're like fifty and you're still rocking that look? Dude. Bet you're dateless this valentine's day.

video, she's in costume!

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

I... wow. Wow. I think you've just redefined the word 'dudebro'. Have you ever talked to an actual girl?

[lovestoys]

Well

Yeah?

Unless you ain't one or something. You an actual girl or like a dude in a wig?

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[maevelous]

In your case? I'm certain you'd have some success if you paid them.

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[lovestoys]

Oh I do but I kinda wanna get a hot chick for free. Well, relative freeness, you know? A girl like that, you totally gotta pay for your own dinner in that kind of date.

[She can still pay for her own though.]

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[mischiefsmith]

[The god of mischief has been looking for a pawn this Valentine's Day and you. are. it.]

I suppose the firmness of the slap should be directly related to how firmly she should be allowed to slap yours first. You know the saying, ladies first. You should also refer to her as mistress.

[lovestoys]

[He is happy to be that pawn cause you are hella fine.]

Mistress? Kinky. I like it. So is this speaking in general or just about you? [He grins and playfully raises his eyebrows.]

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[storyseeker]

Yeaaaaaah, you sound like a feminist.

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[lovestoys]

Well, you know, I care a lot about chicks. They're very important to me

[devoutish]

No troubles in this area, eh? None at all?

[lovestoys]

Nah, never. Chicks love me. I got some serious swag, friend.

You?