pyrogue: (suits are for squares)
Mick Hotrod with the Dad Bod Rory ([personal profile] pyrogue) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-02-19 10:27 pm

3° }} VIDEO (Forward-dated to tomorrow afternoon)

[ On screen is a very shirtless Mick wearing nothing but a pair of tight black yoga pants with red stripes down the side with the letters "BODY HEAT" running up one side and a towel around his neck. He's gotten an assistant to hold the comm. He's feeling very cold right now, actually, so he speaks just a bit faster than he normally would to get this over with. ]

Dunno how many of you know who I am, but I'm Mick Rory. I do a workout show called "BODY HEAT!" as a yoga instructor -- [ He smiles wryly in a "yeah, I know" sort of way. ] -- and we're doing something special starting in a coupla days. We want some guest stars to come on board and film a few episodes with me.

No yoga experience required either. Think of it as a free lesson -- that you get paid for. Just make sure to bring water. Gotta keep hydrated 'cause it's gonna get pretty warm. But that ain't so bad in February, right?

[ Mick is fine with it all year round, but he's aware that not everybody's into it. ]

On top of that, it's being tied into a charity drive to raise money for the Heropa General Hospital's Burn Ward. And since September we've gotta whole lot of new folks who have fire-breathing on us, it kinda needs it.

[ And a particular pet cause of Mick's, considering his background. But he's not advertising that part. He smiles again. ]

Any imPort's free to sign up, unless their name is Leonard Snart.

((OOC: This is more of an informal thing but def let me know if your character would get involved and if so if you'd prefer to handwave or log something about it, I'm totally good either way.))
foreshadower: Tony Harris. (Mist put your dick away)

[personal profile] foreshadower 2017-02-20 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh is that all?

[ A sigh. ]

That's allowed, then, I suppose. I didn't want to see trouble in paradise.
catchacold: :| (ambiguous)

[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-20 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh, I don't belong in paradise and Mick's nice and slummin' it with me.

[Romance.]
foreshadower: Tony Harris. (Tip my hat to thee)

[personal profile] foreshadower 2017-02-20 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ How romantic... ]

Well he's kind to do so, yes? I must say, I'm still disappointed you won't be joining him with his yoga.

Actually, I didn't even know Mick did yoga.
catchacold: :| (ice ice baby)

[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-20 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
How can you not--

[Right, who's he talking to?]

You don't own a TV, do you?
foreshadower: (La fée verte)

[personal profile] foreshadower 2017-02-20 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A pause. ]

No, I don't.

I did at one point, back home, but I never used it. I didn't think to get one here.
Edited 2017-02-20 20:53 (UTC)
catchacold: :) (tundra)

[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-20 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Too busy creeping on people?

[This accusation is well earned, but he's not saying it with much malice.]

I'll send you some clips.

[Why does he have clips off Mick doing yoga at the ready? Well.

Whatever, he is forwarding a few of them.]
foreshadower: Tony Harris. (I am a dark and sinister man)

[personal profile] foreshadower 2017-02-20 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It takes a few. Shade has to figure out how to actually play them. ]

Of course not.

[ It's idle, though. He knows he's creepy. That's a constant. Anyway -- ]

Flexible. Did you take these yourself? [ Does it sound teasing? It's definitely teasing. ]
catchacold: :| (forecast)

[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-20 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
No. They're from his show, I took the links from some soccer mom's fansite. Mick's Hotties.

[Such is life, what can he say? Really, just that.]

He's flexible all over the place.
foreshadower: Tony Harris. (A lot more interesting)

[personal profile] foreshadower 2017-02-21 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
My!

I'm scandalized right now.
catchacold: :| (let the sunshine in)

[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-21 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
What can I say? Housewives are horny and Mick's just their type.
foreshadower: (La fée verte)

[personal profile] foreshadower 2017-02-22 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
It honestly breaks my heart that you aren't out there defending his honor, you know that?
foreshadower: Adi Granov. (Please allow me to introduce myself)

[personal profile] foreshadower 2017-02-22 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
And you're not annoyed?
catchacold: :| (wtf)

[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-23 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, what did I do?
catchacold: :| (too cool for school)

[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-23 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't think his honour's bothered, to be honest.

And he can take care of it himself.
foreshadower: Adi Granov. (Please allow me to introduce myself)

[personal profile] foreshadower 2017-02-25 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps, but isn't the gesture appreciated?

Don't want him to feel ignored, yes?
catchacold: :| (undercover)

[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-26 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
Think in that case the gesture would be faced with a lot of annoyance, which would lead to me getting ignored. Gotta be careful with these things.
Edited 2017-02-26 11:36 (UTC)
foreshadower: (Enjoy it)

[personal profile] foreshadower 2017-02-27 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly he needs to find a gesture you can make, then.

Flames in the sky, teaching the dog to jump through a flaming hoop?
catchacold: :| (ice one)

[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-27 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
Can shadows freeze?

Just wondering.