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[khajidont]

[ Good evening, Mask or Menace! Jaime's back, and while he doesn't look any older, he certainly looks tired and a little sour to boot, like someone just fed him a nintendo switch cartridge real bitter pill. It was a long month. ]

So, um... hey! I'm back. That was definitely the longest I've been ported out for, but I gotta ask: what happened while I was gone? Because I got back, and all of a sudden, like, half of the people I know are gone. Dick's gone, Tadashi's gone again, Fuu's gone, Sarissa's gone, so's my Mom...

Was this just the Porter, or what?

[ It probably is - people tend to leave in waves - but it's left him feeling a little shellshocked, and it's worth searching for answers at the very least. He raises a hand to rub at the back of his neck, playing a little with the hair at the nape. ]

Um, anyway. Good to see you guys who are still here. And for all the newbies, I'm Jaime. Nice to meet you.

Comments

[khajidont]

I've been working with cars my whole life, so it wasn't that big of an adjustment. But if you're seriously looking for a change in career, hit me up. I got another friend of mine a job there last year - they treat us real well.

[aboveand]

I'll definitely consider it. I like motors, but I'm not sure if I'm good enough to turn it into a job.

Besides, if I don't wear a pirate costume outside our store, who will?

[khajidont]

I mean, literally anyone else.

[aboveand]

[Terry tries to feign shock, but his smile doesn't fade.]

That's not what they tell me at work!

[khajidont]

Yeah, and my Dad used to tell me that the radio was broken and could only play two channels at the garage. [ He cups his mouth with one hand, fake-whispering into the camera. ] He lied.

[aboveand]

[A hand flies up to Terry's mouth. He's feeling scandalized thanks to you, Jaime. Scandalized!]

No! Not the year-round Halloween store! There's no way that place would ever lie to me!