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[ Things have been kind of weird lately, and after having been followed around for a bit by a spectral version of the old woman that used to live next door to him, Junseo's mostly been sticking to work and home. He's back in his room, unwinding after a tiring day of work. All is normal--

Except... except as the video cuts on, and Junseo squints at the camera before pushing his sliding chair back across the floor so the space behind him is visible, it's clear he's got something else following him around now. ]

Uhm... I found a lost dog?

[ That is not a dog... ]

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[incogneto]

You found a llama.

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[ididntsaybanana]

[ that is not a dog. that is a goddamn llama, oh my god ]

Actually, that's a dog that has cancerous tumors. You should adopt it and give it a happy life as it nears its end.

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Huh?

permatext

[deadtective]

Think you mighta picked up an illegal immigrant. Have you seen his passport yet?

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[admemoriam]

That's... [A llama.] ... a kind of weird dog, don't you think?

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[ He's never seen a llama! ... He has seen many dogs, however, so you'd think he would know... ]

What?

[ Sliding his chair over towards the llama now and touching the top of its head. The llama seems chill with this. ]

But it doesn't look tumory....

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Dogs have passports?

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Yeah. I don't really know a lot about dog breeds though, so I'm not sure what kind it is.

[deadtective]

They have to if they wanna stay in the country. It's the damn law, man.

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Do their owners keep the passport?

[ Will he need to find the owner faster? ]

[admemoriam]

Could be a goldendoodle.

[He doesn't want to make Junseo feel dumb, or anything. Time to just play along.]

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[ This will just end in greater tragedy and misunderstanding in the long run. Noah why ]

Those aren't golden colored?

[deadtective]

Nah, that's been illegal since the 1800s.

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[incogneto]

How big do you think dogs are? That llama is going to grow to be your height and 300 pounds, I don't think you're going to want it in your yard.

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[Noah is a Chaotic Neutral.]

I think they can be any color. They're just really big and fluffy.

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Some dogs are big...

[ He pauses for a second before responding to the second part so he can pull out his phone, use an online converter to figure out what 300 lbs is going to--

Oh... oh wow... wow that's real big. ]

Could I just get a really big dog bed?

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Wait then... ?

[ ?!?!?!?!? ]

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Oh! Then that's probably what it is.

[ Pushing his chair further back to the "dog" so he can pet its head. The "dog" doesn't seem to mind much. ]

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[incogneto]

[ Oh my god.

Okay, well, he tried. ]

It doesn't need one. And it eats mostly grass and hay. But try not to feed it anything else; it'll consume just about anything you hand it.

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[ Well that doesn't sound right for dogs, but he this guy sounds pretty confident, and also said this isn't even a dog..... ]

Does it just drink water like normal though?

[deadtective]

Then what?

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[incogneto]

...I'm going to need you to elaborate on "normal."

[dumbfound]

Then where are the passports?

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Uhm.... water....

[ He's not sure how to describe a normal version of water. ]

.... from... a sink?

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[incogneto]

[ There is almost a sigh of relief man ]

That should be fine, but it doesn't need a lot.