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[ Things have been kind of weird lately, and after having been followed around for a bit by a spectral version of the old woman that used to live next door to him, Junseo's mostly been sticking to work and home. He's back in his room, unwinding after a tiring day of work. All is normal--

Except... except as the video cuts on, and Junseo squints at the camera before pushing his sliding chair back across the floor so the space behind him is visible, it's clear he's got something else following him around now. ]

Uhm... I found a lost dog?

[ That is not a dog... ]

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[incogneto]

You found a llama.

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[dumbfound]

Huh?

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[incogneto]

How big do you think dogs are? That llama is going to grow to be your height and 300 pounds, I don't think you're going to want it in your yard.

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[ididntsaybanana]

[ that is not a dog. that is a goddamn llama, oh my god ]

Actually, that's a dog that has cancerous tumors. You should adopt it and give it a happy life as it nears its end.

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[dumbfound]

[ He's never seen a llama! ... He has seen many dogs, however, so you'd think he would know... ]

What?

[ Sliding his chair over towards the llama now and touching the top of its head. The llama seems chill with this. ]

But it doesn't look tumory....

[ididntsaybanana]

It's a really malignant case. Worst I've seen in years.

permatext

[deadtective]

Think you mighta picked up an illegal immigrant. Have you seen his passport yet?

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Dogs have passports?

[deadtective]

They have to if they wanna stay in the country. It's the damn law, man.

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[admemoriam]

That's... [A llama.] ... a kind of weird dog, don't you think?

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[dumbfound]

Yeah. I don't really know a lot about dog breeds though, so I'm not sure what kind it is.

[dachizone]

[uhhhhhhh....]


I don't think that's a dog.

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[ It looks... vaguely doglike though. ]

It's not?

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[marriedmedium]

Darling, it's adorable! You should call it 'Fluffy'!

[Sadie doesn't care that it's not a dog.]

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Fluffy?

[ A small smile at that. ]

It is really fluffy...

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[thirdprogenitor]

[ Krul's just going to... stare at the screen for a moment. If he can't figure out that isn't a dog, well... too bad for him. ]

Where did you even find such a thing?

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[dumbfound]

It was just walking down the middle of the sidewalk by itself. It didn't have a collar or anything, but it was friendly so I didn't think it was a stray.

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[timeforgotten]

That thing couldn't look any less like a dog if it tried! Just look at it, it's ridiculous.

[ He'd probably say that even if the video showed a straight-up poodle or something, though. Adric's only real experience with dogs is uh. Unique. He's got his own ideas about what K-9 was meant to be based on. ]

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[dumbfound]

[ Some poodles can look a little like short necked llamas too with how big they get to be fair.

Junseo frowns as he looks back at the llama though. ]

It's just a little longer than most dogs is all.

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[h2no]

I don't think that's a dog, but it's really cool nonetheless!! Where did you find it?

[he wants one...]

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[dumbfound]

In the middle of the sidewalk.

[ You know, normal llama places. ]

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[ghoulking]

That's not a dog, Junseo.

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[dumbfound]

It's not? What is it?

[am_i_a_monster]

Definitely not a dog. Did you find him near a farm? Or a petting zoo?

[dumbfound]

Uh-uh. He was just walking down the sidewalk towards me.