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[pidgewidgeon]

It has been brought to my attention that it's the 3rd today, so it's my birthday. Which means I'm one year closer to being able to legally drive! And probably closer to being able to pilot Green... although, the Princess hasn't said anything about a legal Lion piloting age. You'd think that'd be an important point to hit in the Paladin of Voltron introduction, right?

Am I looking into this too much?

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[lasersounds]

Guess it's only right to wish you a "Happy Birthday", buddy. I mean really, you have some catching up to do right?

Make sure you con Hunk into making you a cake. Birthdays ain't nothing without cake, Pidge.

[pidgewidgeon]

[ She's glaring at you so hard right now Lance. ]

I dunno Lance. I'd say I surpassed you awhile ago, mentally at least. As for physically, I'm still growing. You aren't.

Why would I have to con Hunk? He'll just make it if I ask. Or do you have to con him for food? Does Hunk like me more than you? [ Her tone is mocking on the last bit. ]

[lasersounds]

[Ouch, Pidge. Harsh.]

Watch it short-stuff. You're starting to push it.

...Dude, Hunk loves me. We're bros! I don't have to con him for food or anything like that.

[pidgewidgeon]

Uh huh. Sure.

[ The troll is strong with this one. ]

Did Hunk take you out to eat when you arrived too?

[lasersounds]

Okay you know what--

[Wait...

Wait.]

He took you out?!

I mean we weren't in the same city so...I mean he couldn't really...

[pidgewidgeon]

Right, right. Of course.

[ Obviously the porters were down.

She should probably quit before she gives Lance a complex. ]

Anyway. When are you coming down?

[lasersounds]

[Too late Pidge, he already has a bit of a complex.}

Right, visiting.

I dunno man, once things calm down I guess? I mean it's been pretty wild since we got here right?