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[The video feed opens on a television set currently playing Nonah News. The lead reporters are just finishing up their segment and signing off to the Weather Man. Said Weather Man is a tall, blond man wearing a blue suit. Despite his smile, he looks deeply uncomfortable and nearly misses his mark to begin. Nearly.]

Good morning Nonah! I'm Andrew Pulaski and this is the Weather the Weather Corner! This next week is looking to be a sunny one, reaching highs of about 88 degrees. It's time to put away those winter clothes and break out the summer wear. [Even as he's pointing to the weather chart behind him, he keeps his eyes glued towards the camera-likely focused on reading the prompter.]

The lows are staying at a mild 70 degrees, giving us a lovely week to look forward to. As for the weekend, expect sunshine with no sign of showers in sight. Back to you in the news room!

[As soon as the weather segment ends the TV is shut off and the camera shifts around to face its owner, none other than the Weather Man himself. Andrew smiles a little awkwardly.]

Okay, so it's clear I didn't miss my calling as a Weather Man, but go easy on me. I've never been on TV before. [Pause.] At least not on purpose. But that's what I'm here for; I'm curious if any of you have any tips you can give me. But let me stop you before you say 'don't stare at the prompter the whole time'. I've heard that one loud and clear already.

And, just out of curiosity, how many of you have been assigned a job you're actually qualified for? I'm like ninety percent sure we're being trolled with these job assignments.

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[ghoulking]

Most jobs don't fit the people getting them, so you aren't the only one.

I was lucky.

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[itssacrifice]

Were you ever. I guess even the big-wigs around here didn't want to miss out on what you can do in the kitchen. Can't say that I blame them.

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[ghoulking]

Aha- [ a shake of head follows his quick laugh ]

Actually, I started out as a book store clerk. That was the job they gave me. The coffee shop came long after.

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[itssacrifice]

That doesn't sound so bad. If you're someone who likes books.

What made you decide to quit?

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[ghoulking]

I am. [ you've seen his coffee shop ]

Well, just- a lot happened. I was sent back and forth to my world by the Porter and... I needed a change. A lot of changes- [ kaneki had a lot of jobs ]

I worked at a library, then at a coffee shop, as a teacher, as a police offer, private security - now coffee shop owner.

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[heliophilic]

[M debates whether or not his input would even be welcome right now. They were at this strange stage where they're cordial, yes, but he isn't sure exactly how to define their current relationship. He knows the awkwardness is there and doesn't want to stoke it further... but at the same time, he feels he's already spent too much time ignoring Andrew as it is.

He switches on the feed.]

Being on camera suits you.

[The smile he gives is brief, but genuine.

He quickly moves on.]

The other guy apparently was supposed to work at a daycare. I'm fairly certain he never went. I certainly didn't.

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[itssacrifice]

[The awkwardness is definitely there, but Andrew by far prefers dealing with that than not speaking with M at all. Their year apart had been lonely, not just because he had lost his lover, but because he had lost his best friend as well. The one person he knew him the best.

So it's more of a relief that anything to hear from M.]

If you like your Weather Man awkward and uncomfortable maybe. [Pause.] But thanks.

[He smiles back, his smile quickly turning into laughter once M continues.]

Daycare? You? [The only time he's seen M around children for a prolonged period of time is when they were in Stormwatch. And things between M and Jenny had always been a little...weird.] I can't imagine it.

[heliophilic]

You might have stared directly at the camera a little too long, but I'm pretty sure it's impossible for you to come off as awkward.

[M isn't biased in the least, of course.

He chuckles.]

Now you understand why I never went. Guess the other guy had a few skills I don't.

[itssacrifice]

I bet about a quarter of the Nonah population who actually watch the news will tell you otherwise. One reaction I've gotten is, and I quote, "painful to watch". I can't say I disagree.

Ah, M. Kids aren't so bad. I know a park full of kids who I'm sure would be only too happy to get to know you. [Or crawl all over you. Whichever comes first.]

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[snarkbot]

[ While Skeets is on video in all of his small gold robot glory, his voice carries a distinctive robotic flavour.

While I have never taught before, they did assign the job of "history professor" to someone who is an expert in history, albeit an alternate Earth's history. But studying up on the differences was relatively simple.

As for television, sir, as a friend of mine might say -- the trick is to be your charmingly handsome, charismatic, white-tooth grinning self. A more practical suggestion would be to make sure you've practiced, like you're doing now.

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[itssacrifice]

[And...he is definitely looking at a robot here. It says something that this is becoming a frequent occurrence for him.]

I mean, if you already knew all there was to know about your own world's history, it was probably nice to learn some new things. Especially if you have an interest in history in general.

Ah, thanks. I've had a few people tell me to be myself, but it's hard when you're trying to balance lines on top of it. But practice does make perfect. Or so I've heard.

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[snarkbot]

I'm not sure if I would say I have an interest in history so much as I was built to guard a museum before being stolen by a time traveller and programmed with an extensive historical database, thereby learning as much as I could by sheer necessity.

[ He says, matter-of-factly, as you do. ]

The cliché is one for a reason, sir. But perhaps another one might help -- fake it 'till you make it. If you have difficulty being yourself, than pretend to be someone who is good at it.

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[itssacrifice]

[Oh. Okay.]

Well, at least you're suited to the work? [What is this conversation?]

Is there something you would rather be doing?

[He laughs at that.] I might have to take that under advisement.

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[drizzle]

I can't say what my first assign job was. All I know from friends and colleagues alike that I used to work at an all you can eat buffet before being discover by someone working at the local news network after catching me making it snow from my singing or predicting the weather for the next day accurately.

[With a soft smile, Nike will give him a light wave.]

You seem more natural than I was the first time I had to do it. Having a prompt to follow is nice and all, but it didn't help in making it seem natural. I was so stiff the first time around! You'd think I was made of glass or something. [Sheepish laugh.] I usually ask for the data before going live to memorize it while other times I usually practice in front of a mirror before going live on the air to feel more relax, knowing how I will move or smile to the camera. It helps knowing how you'll look after practicing for it.

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[itssacrifice]

I mean, you at least have powers connected to weather that can help you out. If you can predict weather then you're going to be some serious competition for me. [He smiles wide. Not that he's actually concerned with having competition. Even he wants to watch her from now on.]

I'm sure you weren't so bad. But it's nice of you to say so. And thanks for the advice, I'll try to put some of these tips to good use. Practicing in front of a mirror will probably be helpful. I spent most of that broadcast wondering what kind of face I was making.

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[drizzle]

[There will a light laugh before shaking her head a little.] Predicting the weather is a team effort. The scientists that acquire the data for what affects the weather are just as important too. I think we can make a good team if our stations allow us to work together.

No problem, and thanks. That was actually my issue. Am I moving fluidly? Am I smiling? Am I showing too much or little teeth? Are they white? Do I look presentable? I'm not scaring anyone, right? [Sheepish grin.] There was a lot to think about since first impressions are really important, aren't they?

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[itssacrifice]

Would they do that? I think teaming up would be awesome. It would definitely be more relaxing having someone up there with me.

Yeah, definitely. I'd like to think I at least managed to look good and not terrify anyone. It's a start, right?

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[jojoceanman]

A good tip for anyone on the news is to tell the truth. [hahah get it? sick one-liner.] Past that you need to be confident in yourself. Watching you was a little painful.

[Anyone can read a teleprompter. It's how you perform that matters.]

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[itssacrifice]

Does it count if I'm relying on the people feeding me lines to give me truthful things to say? But...thanks? And no kidding. Part of the reason I wanted to share was to spread the pain.

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[jojoceanman]

Confidence can go a long way. If you don't like being in front of the camera, you need to fake it. Pretend like you're talking to someone you know.

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[itssacrifice]

Someone I know?

...Oh. I get it. So I can be more relaxed and speak easier. I guess I can give that a try.

You sound like you speak from experience. Have you ever been on TV before?

[devoutish]

The prompter? You've god a man out of sight, feeding you your lines?

[Guess who knows nothing about television production - this guy.]

[itssacrifice]

It's a machine, actually. But I'm pretty sure there's a guy back there somewhere running the machine.

[devoutish]

Is all television like this?

[itssacrifice]

Some of it is. It depends on the type of program you're watching. I'm pretty sure all news stations use teleprompters. And talk shows as well.