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[beautiful_monster]

You know they'll give out certificates for whatever you want on the internet?

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[sleight_of_hand]

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Seriously kid?

[beautiful_monster]

Which part are you having trouble with? I know it's a lot for an old man to take in at once.

[sleight_of_hand]

[ You know what? He's just going to ignore the old comment. ]

Ever hear of a little thing called humility? Might help.

[beautiful_monster]

Fuck off. It's the first time I even mentioned it. What's the point of having records if you don't get to brag about them sometimes?

[sleight_of_hand]

Well yeah, sure.

But this is obnoxious.

[ When the most obnoxious guy in America is calling you obnoxious... ]

[beautiful_monster]

I don't give a shit what you think about it.

[sleight_of_hand]

THAT'S obvious.

You know he's just going to find a way to make you regret posting this, right?

[beautiful_monster]

lmao are you serious?? You don't know him at all. He's going to think this is HILARIOUS.

[sleight_of_hand]

idk I would think he'd take it as a challenge.

[ Especially from someone that's been such a little shit. ]

[beautiful_monster]

oh my god you don't understand anything if you think THIS is what's going to make him feel challenged.

Loser.

[sleight_of_hand]

So explain it.

Brat.

[beautiful_monster]

I challenged him before I even took his record. That's why he's coming back for another season in the first place.

[Part of the reason, anyway.]

[sleight_of_hand]

So he's out to remind you who's boss?

[beautiful_monster]

No?? It's not about that.

[sleight_of_hand]

So what's it about?

[ This was probably the most civil they've ever been. If Yurio was going to explain stuff, then he could live with this. ]

[beautiful_monster]

It's about the challenge, you dumbass! Having someone worthwhile to compete against!

[Did Adachi really expect civility to last long with Yurio tho]

[sleight_of_hand]

[ Well, he hadn't outright hung up in disgust. Progress???? ]

Hunh... so basically you two push each other to try harder.

Or I guess I should say you three.

Makes sense.

[ Look, he was fairly sure just from how Inanna described it that Katsuki-kun could kick all their asses if motivated enough. ]

[beautiful_monster]

Obviously it's the three of us! Katsudon broke his record too. He's not even a tenth of a point behind me.

[REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU CALLED KATSUDON WEAK RIGHT TO YURI'S FACE ADACHI????]

[sleight_of_hand]

wow that close?

Inanna-san mentioned he was really good. I hope I can see sometime.

[ Shut up, brat. ]

[beautiful_monster]

who the hell is Inanna?

[sleight_of_hand]

A friend of Viktor's.

[ He paused, inwardly panicking. Was it okay to say he went on a date? Would Inanna disapprove? Would they be mad he even mentioned him? Well... it was Yurio and Yurio was an important part of Viktor's life and Viktor set him up with Inanna... then it should be okay, right??? ]

we uh
viktor kinda
i mean

[ ...if he could just get his fingers to spit out the damn words, that would be great. ]

[beautiful_monster]

What the fuck is wrong with you now?

[sleight_of_hand]

viktorsetmeupwiththem

[ ...A+, Adachi. He smacked a hand to his forehead. ]

I mean, Viktor helped me meet up with them. They've seen Katsuki-kun skate before.

[beautiful_monster]

what

WHAT???

WHAT THE HELL MAKES YOU THINK I NEED TO KNOW THAT?! I DOn'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DATING LIFE I DON'T GEVEN WANT TO KNOW ABOUT VIKTOR AND THE PIG'S

WHO FUCKING CARES?!

[sleight_of_hand]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKING OUT FOR?????

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT YELLED AT ME FOR BEING AN ASS BEFORE.