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[beautiful_monster]

You know they'll give out certificates for whatever you want on the internet?

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[sleight_of_hand]

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Seriously kid?

[beautiful_monster]

Which part are you having trouble with? I know it's a lot for an old man to take in at once.

[sleight_of_hand]

[ You know what? He's just going to ignore the old comment. ]

Ever hear of a little thing called humility? Might help.

[beautiful_monster]

Fuck off. It's the first time I even mentioned it. What's the point of having records if you don't get to brag about them sometimes?

[sleight_of_hand]

Well yeah, sure.

But this is obnoxious.

[ When the most obnoxious guy in America is calling you obnoxious... ]

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[ghoulking]

Congratulations for certificating yourself, I suppose?

[beautiful_monster]

Thank you. It's nice to finally be recognized for my efforts.

[ghoulking]

And what does this achieve, anyway?

[beautiful_monster]

Mostly just some time not being bored.

[ghoulking]

Aren't there better ways to do that?

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[fourlevels]

WOW~ It looks so official!

[beautiful_monster]

You should get one for being in third place now.

[fourlevels]

How do you figure third?

[beautiful_monster]

Katsudon is in second.

[fourlevels]

Only because I didn't compete. I'll wait to create one when I win over both of you.

[picksthenames]

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[beautiful_monster]

finally someone who gets how great this is.

[picksthenames]

i mean idk who viktor is, but what i DO know is im going to make so many pointless certificates now

[beautiful_monster]

My coach. He held the world record before me.

And same. I can't believe I didn't know about this before!

[fourlevels]

[picksthenames]

👏👏👏

[fourlevels]

One of the best reactions I've seen so far here for Yura beating my record!

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[specialise]

You going to give a speech or is that it?

[beautiful_monster]

Wasn't planning on it, but I can make one up if you want.

[specialise]

Speech me. But make it good. I wouldn't want to go around telling everyone you didn't deserve your internet reward.