[ video ]

[ididntsaybanana]

[ all you see on the screen is a turtle in this walking on a leash, waddling along the streets of heropa at her own pace. if you're in heropa you can probably watch in person, but hey there's a video feed for it too so everyone gets to watch ]

Turtles are way too feisty if you don't walk them daily.

[ is the voice behind the turtle waddling forward. it's a man's voice, low and deep. and you can see glimpses of his classy shoes as he walks alongside the turtle who, at times, waddles back to his shoes and bumps her head against the tips of them as if to tell her owner to hurry the hell up ]

And they're bossy as fuck.

[ after that's said, the video finally pans to kaito. he has a disgruntled look on his face but not towards the turtle, moreso at the fact that he's being bossed around by her ]

Take my advice, never get a female turtle for a pet.

Comments

[orangeyaglad]

[really, what are the odds you WOULDN'T run into Kouta, who loves running (actually running, and jogging) all around Heropa? so low. especially since we are connected by our inhumanity]

What are you doing to that poor thing?

[ididntsaybanana]

What the hell makes you think I'm doing something bad to her, asshole? She likes taking walks!

[ man, you just have to straight up irritate him with the first thing you say. good job. ]

[orangeyaglad]

Yeah, but dressed up like that?

[ididntsaybanana]

She was cold!

[ he points to her as well ]

And does it look like she's complaining?

[orangeyaglad]

She's a turtle, so she's cold-blooded. Of course she's gonna be cold. It's warm out though, she oughta be fine.

[dachizone]

[You are so obedient to the turtle its so weird]

When did you get her that outfit?

Or the leash?

.......When did you start taking her out on walks?

[ididntsaybanana]

[ he crosses his arms and gives you a bland look ]

And you call yourself my friend. Not even noticing these kinds of things happening.

[dachizone]

Because she doesn't want to be my friend and avoids me!

[ididntsaybanana]

So? I didn't want to be your friend either and now look at us.

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[am_i_a_monster]

That's adorable. I think she wants you to move faster. Not what I would have expected from a turtle.

[ididntsaybanana]

It's like dealing with a six year old.

[am_i_a_monster]

Fun and a lot of work?

[ididntsaybanana]

Please tell me you meant that to be sarcastic.

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[orphangirl]

Why did you get a female turtle for a pet? Would a male be different?

[ididntsaybanana]

Because I watched her beat every other turtle in her tank at eating a goldfish tossed into it.

[orphangirl]

Why did that matter?

[ididntsaybanana]

Because it means she's stronger than the other turtles.

[ Video ]

[ghoulking]

You have her on a leash? Wouldn't it be easier to bring her to some green area and let her walk as she likes?

[ididntsaybanana]

[ he points to how the leash is safely wrapped around her middle, even in that ridiculous stegoturtle get up he has on her ]

You have no idea how she's like and just how much trouble she can get into if you look away from her for even three seconds.

[ghoulking]

[ he doesn't doubt it's not safe. But it's hella unusual. And he'd think a turtle is much easier to deal with - and carry - than a dog. ]

You say it like she has superpowers.

[ididntsaybanana]

[ it's not. it's really not. the turtle is a diva ]

I wouldn't be surprised if she did considering the place we're in.

[darted]

That actually sounds like my kind of pet. Can't you just walk him inside the house? [ They can't move too fast now... so walking them would be exhausting. ]

[ididntsaybanana]

I tried that and I got bitten for not letting her outside.

[darted]

How much time out of your day does it take to walk her? [ Mai is so confused. ]

[ididntsaybanana]

Around an hour or an hour and a half.