heckblazer: (need another bloody drink)
John Constantine ([personal profile] heckblazer) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-05-10 03:52 pm

IV / video;

[ It's probably not a video he records or posts deliberately, considering his lack of technological competence. But there he is, slouched alone on a pub patio, moping behind a cloud of cigarette smoke. He's well into a bottle of...good Lord, flavoured vodka? Birthday cake, no less?

Well. It's not like lushes can be picky. ]


Huh. Didn't think I'd make it to see another one of these days.

[ He adds his cigarette butt to the mountain on the ashtray in front of him, and lights another, muttering softly between his teeth, ]

Happy fuckin birthday to ya, Johnny.
Useless twit.
heliophilic: M- (Stop me from killing everyone)

[personal profile] heliophilic 2017-05-18 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
What if I buy my own bottle of liquid garbage. What excuse would you have then?
heliophilic: Midnighter (Opinion noted)

[personal profile] heliophilic 2017-05-18 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
I've always wanted to fight an invisible centipede.
heliophilic: M- (Stop me from killing everyone)

video; > action;

[personal profile] heliophilic 2017-05-24 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Glad we were able to reach an agreement.

Door.

[He can make out enough of the background behind Constantine to open the Door nearby. He then switches off his video feed, and after a few seconds, M emerges through the portal carrying a bottle of gin by its neck.]

So where's this centipede?
heliophilic: M- (Your wit's twice as deadly as your oil)

[personal profile] heliophilic 2017-06-01 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
That you did, that you did.

[M plops down into a nearby seat, though not one too close by, and takes a swig right from his bottle. This is going to be the classiest damn birthday ever.]

Though I thought you'd be a pal and point me in the right direction.