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[heckblazer]

[ It's probably not a video he records or posts deliberately, considering his lack of technological competence. But there he is, slouched alone on a pub patio, moping behind a cloud of cigarette smoke. He's well into a bottle of...good Lord, flavoured vodka? Birthday cake, no less?

Well. It's not like lushes can be picky. ]

Huh. Didn't think I'd make it to see another one of these days.

[ He adds his cigarette butt to the mountain on the ashtray in front of him, and lights another, muttering softly between his teeth, ]

Happy fuckin birthday to ya, Johnny.
Useless twit.

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[storyseeker]

[Oh yeah. Definitely a butt dial, or fat fingering, or something. That or a pity party, but she's not going to come out and say that.]

Hey. You turned the thing on.

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[catchacold]

Seems like my kinda party.

[He just has a beer bottle right now, cold enough to be frosted, but he'll hold it up anyway.]

Cheers.

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[airshow]

Wow, cracking open the classy stuff, huh.

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[glassfall]

[Okay, so Cinders isn't usually one to come up to a clearly inebriated stranger... but this is on video! So it's okay.]

I don't believe anyone is useless. And I'm sure there are other people who would agree with me.

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[lightinside]

Happy birthday?

[She thought that's what he said beneath his breath.]

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[am_i_a_monster]

Why not? Did you die and this place brought you back?

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[divaricate]

Happy birthday. [A half second pause.] Do.. you want a tiny cake or something to go with all of that? ["All of that" obviously being the decidedly non-cake he has, as in the cigarettes and alcohol.]

[zee_zatara]

[sigh]

I'm on my way.

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[heliophilic]

Pretty sure you're not supposed to drink that stuff alone, birthday boy.

[beneathbluerafters]

They make cake-flavoured alcohol?

[acclimatized]

After seeing how much you smoke, I have to agree.

[ it's a joke. sort of. a disapproving doctor one. ]

Many happy returns.

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[kingsroads]

Is that alcohol any good?

[ said with a wrinkle of his nose. Like Klarion, Strange has the right priorities and those priorities are 'wtf birthday cake flavored vodka, that's nasty.' ]

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[uncledad]

And why's that? One too many tavern fights?

[It doesn't take much to translate birthday to nameday, which gives Jaime a better understanding of what this sad celebration is for.

Less certain of why it's been recorded, because by some miracle, he's not yet suffered his own accidental post, inept with electronics as he is.]

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[purple_reign]

mind if I drop in?