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[knaval]

oi i was ment 2 have a human form here aparently
i think i broke it
were do i get another????

ps rod u around? hmu uve been on erth b4 rite? 🤔

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[bindsthedead]

What's wrong. Are you injured, or have you simply not eaten?

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[knaval]

my ankle got all big and hurts 🔪🔪🔪🔪
is this normal
why r u ppl so FRAGILE i have literaly been shot in the face before and it wasnt a big deel

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[bindsthedead]

It's nothing serious- I can heal it, or you can keep it elevated and put ice on it.

Well. Unless your power is some sort of durability, I suggest not doing that any more.

What were you before, if you don't mind my asking?

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[knaval]

ORRRRR i could just stay in my original form until i feel like
deeling with it
cybertronian
NOT B& IN THIS SECTION OF SPACE
I CHECKED

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[helpline]

[ So the thing about the Doctor is that he tries really hard to keep up with the youths but it always shows up in a majorly embarrassing way. this guy uses textspeak. he KNOWS textspeak. logically, the Doctor should respond with textspeak despite the fact that he doesn't know that much to begin with but dammit, here's an alien and he wants to be friends with the alien and the Doctor is a cool alien himself. ]

u don't need 2 worry
humans r fragile like that, unless ur bleeding or r missing a limb then u r probably fixable
:D

[ NAILED IT. ]

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[knaval]

m8 are u from the lost light?? 😲
its not bleeding or anythin
i just rolled the ankle and it got all huge 👻☠👇
tell me ur name im riptide
if ur jackpot or swerve i dont have your money but ill get u a bone fidde muppets vhs

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[helpline]

[ somewhere, clara's eyes are bleeding. ]

thats probz a sprained ankle
no biggie! put ice on it, elev8 the ankle, and then wrap it up w/a bandage
and nope, not from the lost light
i'm the Doctor!

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[knaval]

[everyone's eyes are bleeding.]

nevr herd of u
bah gragh neep bing bong
what space secter are u from?
btw cybertronians arent banned in this one so dont start on me if ur from the galactic govt 💩
wars over so u cant get up in my grill 💩💩💩💩

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[drivesadesk]

What do you mean you 'broke' it? Did you break whatever device is disguising you as human, or are you injured?

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[knaval]

ive been told its a
""sprained ankle"" 🔪
i WISH it was just a devise making me human
this is a PERM thing it sucks

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[drivesadesk]

Right. Guess I got lucky in that regard.

Your species doesn't get sprained ankles?

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[devoutish]

hmu = ?

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[knaval]

HIT ME UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

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[devoutish]

thnks

[Pause.]

No, you lot use the x, don't you? Thnx.

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[hellrisen02]

[Boy is he glad he learned internet speak back in 2008]

Oh, non-humanoids still get screwed over by the Porter, huh? What are you usually, giant monster? Alien? Robot?

...You should probably go to a hospital, by the way.

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[knaval]

[a slightly metal tinged, weirdly english voice answers.]

Cybertronain. Robot, android, whatever, that's not what we are. And I've been told it's just a sprained ankle. I can deal.

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[hellrisen02]

You're-- Cybertronian?

[He sounds shocked, but familiar. He really hadn't expected to come across these guys again... But he should really make sure where this one stands before he says anything else;]

...You're not allied with that screechy fighter-jet asshole, right?

[Quite familiar.]

[Text, because Zoey is going to try to be civil and wants to match it.]

[snowpointvictor]

I take it you weren't human back home?

Someone should really show you how to type with your human hands.

a good gal

[knaval]

literaly couldnt be further from it
i can TYPE FINE thank u

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[orphangirl]

What do you mean you were meant to have a human form? How would you break it?

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[knaval]

i meen i can turn into a human
like with my holoform but perm
its weird but w/e ive done weirder
aparently i "sprained" the ankle

[orphangirl]

That's confusing...
How?

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[storyseeker]

What are you normally if you're not human?

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[knaval]

cybertronian
and YES i checked were not b& from this secter of space
so pre emptively get off my back

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[storyseeker]

I'm not on your back, I'm just curious. Comes with being a reporter. What exactly is a Cybertronian?